How far away is your fridge from your computer

• TheKartheus wrote on 2014-04-03 05:48

  Quote from Space Pirate Nithiel;1212412:

  I always wanted a mini fridge in my room so that I could be lazy and only stand to go to the bathroom.

  
  
  Why stop there? You could easily go to the bathroom without standing up as well!
  
  Step 1: Find a long plastic tube. This needs to be approximately 4-5 feet in length and flexible. A good way to get one is by cutting off the hose of a CamelBack, and taking off the aesthetic cloth part of it.
  
  Step 2: Grab a couple of empty 2-liter bottles.
  
  Step 3: Attach one end of the straw to the bottle, and the other end to your penis. Now you never have to stand to go to the bathroom again.
  
  Step 4 (Ladies only): Instead of attaching it to your penis, you're going to need to get a small funnel. This will be uncomfortable, I'm sorry.
  
  Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injuries sustained by getting aroused while wearing the tube. If fail to secure your tubes correctly, leakage is also a possibility.
  
  I have a few ideas on how to avoid standing if you need to take a shit as well. Be sure to comment if you're interested.
• Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-04-03 06:03

  Quote from TheKartheus;1212418:

  Why stop there? You could easily go to the bathroom without standing up as well!
  
  Step 1: Find a long plastic tube.

  
  
  Stopped reading right there.
• Splatulated wrote on 2014-04-03 06:47

  Quote from TheKartheus;1212418:

  Why stop there? You could easily go to the bathroom without standing up as well!
  
  Step 1: Find a long plastic tube. This needs to be approximately 4-5 feet in length and flexible. A good way to get one is by cutting off the hose of a CamelBack, and taking off the aesthetic cloth part of it.
  
  Step 2: Grab a couple of empty 2-liter bottles.
  
  Step 3: Attach one end of the straw to the bottle, and the other end to your penis. Now you never have to stand to go to the bathroom again.
  
  Step 4 (Ladies only): Instead of attaching it to your penis, you're going to need to get a small funnel. This will be uncomfortable, I'm sorry.
  
  Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injuries sustained by getting aroused while wearing the tube. If fail to secure your tubes correctly, leakage is also a possibility.
  
  I have a few ideas on how to avoid standing if you need to take a shit as well. Be sure to comment if you're interested.

  
  
  im interested only because curious .-.
• Snowie Stormflower wrote on 2014-04-03 07:44
  ^ Or you could just replace your chair with a toilet.
• Syliara wrote on 2014-04-03 07:49
  [Image: http://puu.sh/7Ud5l.png]

  
  
  Lol..... I'm sorry
• Froglord of DESTINY!!! wrote on 2014-04-03 10:56
  I use my butt AS A FRIDGE
• Tropa wrote on 2014-04-04 18:28

  Quote from TheKartheus;1212418:

  [SPOILER="."]Why stop there? You could easily go to the bathroom without standing up as well!
  
  Step 1: Find a long plastic tube. This needs to be approximately 4-5 feet in length and flexible. A good way to get one is by cutting off the hose of a CamelBack, and taking off the aesthetic cloth part of it.
  
  Step 2: Grab a couple of empty 2-liter bottles.
  
  Step 3: Attach one end of the straw to the bottle, and the other end to your penis. Now you never have to stand to go to the bathroom again.
  
  Step 4 (Ladies only): Instead of attaching it to your penis, you're going to need to get a small funnel. This will be uncomfortable, I'm sorry.
  
  Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injuries sustained by getting aroused while wearing the tube. If fail to secure your tubes correctly, leakage is also a possibility.
  
  I have a few ideas on how to avoid standing if you need to take a shit as well. Be sure to comment if you're interested.[/SPOILER]

  
  
  LOL, you post the best shit, omg.
• Ketchup wrote on 2014-04-04 19:16
  I just walk to the kitchen. It's not that hard.
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2014-04-04 19:16
  I live in a studio apartment so about 20 feet maybe?