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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2014-06-20 03:11
Best solution? Buy a billboard, write your house number on it, then display with professional lighting, finally hire part time stripper to dance next to it after you call for delivery.
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Username wrote on 2014-06-20 03:11
Id just kill they're dog while they were not looking if they stole again.
What kind of people are they? A Neighbourly Couple? Old? Poor Shifty People?
Id just call the police period. You were failed your right for the service. Deliveries are supposed to be sent directly to you, and not to a neighbour.
tldr; I think someone has a grudge or doesn't do theyre job right.
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FallenDanny wrote on 2014-06-20 03:13
Quote from TLCBonaparte;1226879:
Best solution? Buy a billboard, write your house number on it, then display with professional lighting, finally hire part time stripper to dance next to it after you call for delivery.
It's funny how I still feel like I'd have my package delivered to the wrong house. lol
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Username wrote on 2014-06-20 03:15
Quote from FallenDanny;1226883:
It's funny how I still feel like I'd have my package delivered to the wrong house. lol
The stripper would be moved to your neighbours house.
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FallenDanny wrote on 2014-06-20 03:17
Quote from Username;1226885:
The stripper would be moved to your neighbours house.
Shots will be fired.
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Hanna wrote on 2014-06-20 03:19
I hate having neighbors
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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2014-06-20 03:20
Quote from Username;1226885:
The stripper would be moved to your neighbours house.
And she will be the only item his neighbor returns "So yeah... we got this stripper delivery, I assume she's for you..."
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Username wrote on 2014-06-20 03:24
Quote from TLCBonaparte;1226892:
And she will be the only item his neighbor returns "So yeah... we got this stripper delivery, I assume she's for you..."
They probally would exchange theyre old grandma in a swimsuit for the stripper and say 'so here is your stripper delivery'
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Hanna wrote on 2014-06-20 03:26
Delivery drivers are pretty incompetent, too.
I used to breed snakes for a living and ordering live snakes over the internet was something I did on a weekly basis
THE DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS CLEARLY STATE TO RING THE DOORBELL
THE FUCKING BOX SAYS "LIVE ANIMAL KEEP UPRIGHT ^" IN BIG BOLD RED FONT
SO WHY DO YOU NOT LET YOUR PRESENCE BE KNOWN AND PUT IT DOWN THE WRONG WAY IN 100 DEGREE HEAT
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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2014-06-20 03:28
Quote from Hanna;1226900:
Delivery drivers are pretty incompetent, too.
I used to breed snakes for a living and ordering live snakes over the internet was something I did on a weekly basis
THE DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS CLEARLY STATE TO RING THE DOORBELL
THE FUCKING BOX SAYS "LIVE ANIMAL KEEP UPRIGHT ^" IN BIG BOLD RED FONT
SO WHY DO YOU NOT LET YOUR PRESENCE BE KNOWN AND PUT IT DOWN THE WRONG WAY IN 100 DEGREE HEAT
Were you the maker of 3 penis wine?
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Hanna wrote on 2014-06-20 03:29
Quote from TLCBonaparte;1226901:
Were you the maker of 3 penis wine?
What?
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TLCBonaparte wrote on 2014-06-20 03:30
Quote from Hanna;1226903:
What?
[video=youtube;OuEf-xV9hQc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc[/video]
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Hanna wrote on 2014-06-20 03:35
The video is too small to tell but if that's a real snake he's holding it wrong :(
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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-06-20 04:32
Delivery people do that shit here too. Last time we ordered something I woke up stupid early (because everyone knows they hate following their own schedule), waited allll day, and nothing ever came. Go out and what do you know, the sticker saying they were there stuck to the door. No one ever knocked or anything. They did this 3 fucking days in a row then tell ME that if I'm not there to get the package next time they'll return to sender and we'll have to pay the shipping again.
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Osayidan wrote on 2014-06-20 11:36
Only seem to get good delivery drivers when ordering to a non-residential address over here.
All the UPS/Purolator/Fedex guys that have ever delivered to my office are awesome at their job and will even stop by our place earlier than scheduled if they notice a package for us and it's on his route.
On the other hand if I order something to my house it's chaos.