I can show you Mabi
Flashy clothes and more flashies
Tell me, player, now when did
you last let a patch download?
I can mod your graphics
Take you through Generations
Over, sideways, and under
On an NPC roleplay
A roleplay quest!
A new quite stupid point of view
The game will tell us no, and where to go
And say we're only dreaming
A roleplay quest
A dull story I never knew
But when I'm instanced here, it's crystal clear
That NPCs are dumb as my left shoe (NPCs are dumb as my left shoe!)
Unbelievable thoughts
Indescribable dumbness
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through their idiodic lives
A roleplay quest (Don't you dare pity them)
A hundred thousand things to fail (Hold your breath, and they're still dumb)
Just like a shooting star
Their brain's so far
Away from Earth
I'm shocked that they can breathe