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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-09-06 16:19
Three daycare workers in Delaware have been caught teaching toddlers to fight each other for their own entertainment.
The Dover Police Department said they came across a cell phone video showing the daycare workers forcing three-year-old children to fight each other.
http://blastdatass.com/daycare-staff-charged-with-running-toddler-fight-club/
Someone broke the first rule of Fight Club.
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Yoorah wrote on 2014-09-06 19:42
The police have not released the video to the public.
:(
The best part of the story is missing.
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Hanna wrote on 2014-09-06 19:47
This is awful but also hilarious
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-09-06 19:56
The police said the video was extremely disturbing. They could hear a child crying and screaming, “He’s pinching me,†before a daycare worker yelled, “No pinching. Only punching.â€
“Clearly one of the children is crying and does not want to continue on and he is pushed back into the fray by one of the adults,†Capt. Tim Stump told CBS Philly of the footage taken in March.
OK yeah no.
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Aubog007 wrote on 2014-09-07 02:31
Quote from Hanna;1245675:
This is awful but also hilarious
Exactly my thoughts. Like wtf people.
I swear, can't trust anyone these days.
Cock fighting, dog fighting. Now toddlers.
Awww, this is 2 years old.
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-09-07 08:19
It's a toddler article.
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Osayidan wrote on 2014-09-07 13:36
I don't care how horrible this sounds, I would pay to attend an event like this at least once.
Probably as close as you can get to those "how many toddlers could you fight" polls on the internet.
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Hanna wrote on 2014-09-08 01:02
Quote from Osayidan;1245805:
I don't care how horrible this sounds, I would pay to attend an event like this at least once.
Probably as close as you can get to those "how many toddlers could you fight" polls on the internet.
that is pretty horrible
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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-09-08 01:20
Really though, these people are probably the most well qualified daycare staff ever. If you have ever watched a toddler you should understand how hard they are to control, yet these women managed to control and handle them well enough to create an organized arena style fight club.
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-09-08 10:17
I have interacted with two toddlers in my life. THey're not harder to deal with than adults in that regard. It's just that more toddlers tend to cry than adults if they don't get waht they want.
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Hanna wrote on 2014-09-08 11:16
Quote from Space Pirate Nithiel;1245907:
Really though, these people are probably the most well qualified daycare staff ever. If you have ever watched a toddler you should understand how hard they are to control, yet these women managed to control and handle them well enough to create an organized arena style fight club.
uhhhh yeah experienced toddler handler here and toddlers are about as easy to control as dogs
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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-09-08 11:29
Quote from Hanna;1245979:
uhhhh yeah experienced toddler handler here and toddlers are about as easy to control as dogs
So... not very?
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Hanna wrote on 2014-09-08 11:32
Quote from Space Pirate Nithiel;1245984:
So... not very?
have you ever owned a dog? children can be taught to behave just like dogs can, unruly children are caused by bad parenting
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-09-08 12:04
Quote from Space Pirate Nithiel;1245984:
So... not very?
Dogs wouldn't have been used to help with various important tasks successfully for millenia if they weren't controllable by humans.
Look how obedient he is.
[video=youtubeold;r55IQKKovK8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r55IQKKovK8[/video]
And that's with a race that does crazy things like this.
[video=youtubeold;qt2kBpBmMTI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt2kBpBmMTI[/video]
Look how calm they are throughout the whole time.
[video=youtubeold;wZHyD4tJdBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZHyD4tJdBQ[/video]
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Natural Harmonia Gropius wrote on 2014-09-08 21:48
Quote from Hanna;1245979:
uhhhh yeah experienced toddler handler here and toddlers are about as easy to control as dogs
You could literally use a dog training manual to train a toddler. A few things would have to be altered to fit it being a human, but it's pretty much the exact same core concept.