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JADT wrote on 2014-10-28 10:03
I wish you would stop naming your children the same name almost 4 out of 5 parents name their infant male children. If I went into a kindergarten class, and said that "Jayden is a motherfucking retarded son of a bitch", I would not doubt that almost half the class will cry and rage, because they are all named Jayden.
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Elleanior wrote on 2014-10-29 15:52
My mother was very specific on that, and if I ever have children, I am going to fucking ensure that they have unique names. My mother gave me an insanely rare spelling of a name that already had 50 spellings, and almost made it hyphenated (damn, I'd have loved that...).
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Yoorah wrote on 2014-10-29 16:53
I like Cracked's take on names:
http://www.cracked.com/article/195_7-things-good-parents-do-that-screw-up-kids-life/
You'd Think...
You want your kid to be special. There are a few million Daves, Bobs and Johns running around NOT being totally awesome and obviously it's all because of their boring-ass names. So you decide to name your son something original, like Malcolm, Ivan or Dicksmash McIroncock.
But in Reality...
You have just sent your flesh and blood straight into the middle of a massive man-rape in the prison shower. According to a study at the Shippensburg University, kids growing up with ordinary, popular names have a higher chance to become law abiding citizens, while all the unusually named ones should start deciding what state they want to commit their first felony in (friendly tip, skip Texas). The study lists the top 10 bad boy names in America as: Alec, Ernest, Garland, Ivan, Kareem, Luke, Malcolm, Preston, Tyrell and Walter, which we must point out are not the names of any serial killer or presidential assassin that has ever existed, so we're assuming the research is skewed in a certain direction.
The theory is that the additional attention garnered by odd and unusual names can cause peer ridicule and discrimination in the workforce, which tends to result in a few thousand Alecs and Prestons stealing toilet paper from the gas station. So do your kid a favor and give him a typical law-abiding, mentally stable name, like Michael.
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Compass wrote on 2014-10-29 17:40
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Hanna wrote on 2014-10-29 17:56
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Murasaki wrote on 2014-10-29 18:59
Just sitting here thinking about the amount of "Maria"s in my family.
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Hanna wrote on 2014-10-29 21:16
Quote from Murasaki;1252451:
Just sitting here thinking about the amount of "Maria"s in my family.
At least you don't have guido names
Aye yo there's my cousins paulie, frankie, anthony, calvin, mikey, margie, nikki, johnny, and uncle tony
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Compass wrote on 2014-10-29 21:24
My guido name is KPaulio
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SlurpTASTY wrote on 2014-10-29 21:27
thats why im proud my name is NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-10-29 21:39
In Germany all the lower class kids are named Kevin and Chantal.
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JADT wrote on 2014-10-30 01:13
Where I live, every second kid is either named Jayden, hayden, aiden, Brayden, Jackson, connor, or cayleb. Most often one of the "aiden" varieties of names. Their parents are usually fat middle aged mothers in their mid 40's with no common sense, and hippy father figures, or roid junkies who like listening to country rock. It was never like this before, but there are studies, and posts online about how retardedly overused these names are.
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Hanna wrote on 2014-10-30 01:22
Quote from JADT;1252491:
Where I live, every second kid is either named Jayden, hayden, aiden, Brayden, Jackson, connor, or cayleb. Most often one of the "aiden" varieties of names. Their parents are usually fat middle aged mothers in their mid 40's with no common sense, and hippy father figures, or roid junkies who like listening to country rock. It was never like this before, but there are studies, and posts online about how retardedly overused these names are.
I like Aiden and Jackson thank you very much :(
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Aubog007 wrote on 2014-10-30 06:17
Never noticed this. Although we have the typical "black" names since i work near the "ghetto"