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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-12-03 19:43
A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/
It's not global level news, but I felt the need to share this.
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-12-03 20:30
That incident is bizarre from beginning to end.
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Osayidan wrote on 2014-12-03 20:40
are they going to ban mcchickens from schools now?
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mageisfun wrote on 2014-12-03 22:49
Should I be expecting German Shepherds trained to sniff out McChicken sandwiches to come to my school? I mean, it's only a matter of time until someone goes into a school armed with one of these! Think about the children!
I'm not really astonished by stuff like this anymore, people are stupid. Though, if you do manage to successfully use a sandwich as a weapon, props to you.
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Tropa wrote on 2014-12-04 12:02
Quote from mageisfun;1256094:
I'm not really astonished by stuff like this anymore, people are stupid. Though, if you do manage to successfully use a sandwich as a weapon, props to you.
You can use anything as a weapon, if you try hard enough.
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Compass wrote on 2014-12-04 14:04
lol who gets married at 21?
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Elleanior wrote on 2014-12-04 15:37
Mcfowl play.
Quote from Compass;1256176:
lol who gets married at 21?
A lot of people, actually.
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Kyishi wrote on 2014-12-04 18:29
at first i thought it was one of those situations like on tv where the girl gets in a fight w/ the guy and she's all "u want ur milkshake? here's ur milkshake" and then she pours it all over his head and the audience starts clapping and cheering
this guy appears to be severely mentally ill tho so ya
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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-12-04 18:33
I wonder if she got fries with that.
To hit a woman for no reason he must be a real... chicken.
I'm sure he has egg on his face now.
He just had to run... afowl of the law.
I wonder if the court will consider him a... flight risk.
He's probably going to get his... wings clipped.
Lets face it, his goose is cooked
But at least his crime wasn't bad enough to get him... fried.
If he goes to jail he might have a hard time getting used to the... pecking order.
Maybe he spent a little too much time dipping into the sauce, or maybe he was smoking a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
If he does end up in prison he should be careful, he might get stuffed.
But you know, in all of this I really feel sorry for the battered woman. I hope the police don't grill her too bad.
Remember everyone, practice safe eating: Use condiments.
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Kyishi wrote on 2014-12-04 18:57
Quote from Space Pirate Nithiel;1256183:
I wonder if she got fries with that.
To hit a woman for no reason he must be a real... chicken.
I'm sure he has egg on his face now.
He just had to run... afowl of the law.
I wonder if the court will consider him a... flight risk.
He's probably going to get his... wings clipped.
Lets face it, his goose is cooked
But at least his crime wasn't bad enough to get him... fried.
If he goes to jail he might have a hard time getting used to the... pecking order.
Maybe he spent a little too much time dipping into the sauce, or maybe he was smoking a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
If he does end up in prison he should be careful, he might get stuffed.
But you know, in all of this I really feel sorry for the battered woman. I hope the police don't grill her too bad.
Remember everyone, practice safe eating: Use condiments.
please never do that again
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Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2014-12-04 19:22
Quote from Kyishi;1256185:
please never do that again
What's wrong, aren't you having pun?