Why Nao is ugly and why Cindebird is better

• Cindebelle wrote on 2014-12-09 05:56
  Hello, this is Cindebarack Obama, presidant of the united colonies of american, and PhD in purchasing NX, reporting in. I, along with my trusty lackey; "f*** you" as he says as I ask for his name (he registered as Ryonari) have come to Mabination in order to liberate your souls. You see, we two have been sent on a mission guided by the lord and savior,
  
  

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  I have had to entertain 5 total posts in order to deliver this message from the holy crusade. Now, I understand that you're quite baffled by my sudden appearance and the utmost beauty of our lord and savior Cindebird. In-fact, some of you are trying to do the "hip" thing and think that I am not truthful, or Cindebird isn't our lord and savior. Allow me to rebutle:
  
  

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  Where were your eyes when you were born? Can you not tell that Cindebird is the one and only goddess of purity, kawaiiness, and complete chastity? You non-believers disgrace all Milletian far and wide. To be quite honest, I wouldn't even want to hold hands with Nao.
  
  Just look:
  
  

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  Can Nao fly you places? No. Does Nao have two beautiful pairs of wings? No. Does Nao (try) and help you in combat? No, she just takes your NX to revive you. Guess what: CINDEBIRD DOES IT FOR (2000g) FREE.
  
  Here, I shall now compare my goddess to your own through scientific evidence and non-biased information:
  
  

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  You see that? Do you actually see that? CERN, right on the webpage. Please, just visit their website and observe how much more better Cindebird is than every other goddess and waifu out there.
  
  I think that about wraps up my introduction.
  
  

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• BecomeMeguca wrote on 2014-12-09 06:19
  What did i just read? Bean Rua?
• GODZILLA wrote on 2014-12-09 06:35
  I'm scared.
• Cindebelle wrote on 2014-12-09 07:04
  p.s Ryonari made me do it
• Ryonari wrote on 2014-12-09 07:07

  Quote from Cindebelle;1256637:

  p.s Ryonari made me do it

  
  
  wao pls. this gave me cancer.
  
  (made me kek though 10/10)
• Odin wrote on 2014-12-09 13:59
  I don't think I've ever been so undecided as to if I like Nao or not.
  
  The power of boobs trumps all logic and reason.
  
  And yet, this beacon of hope shines through and shakes that loyalty at its roots..
  
  Maybe if Nao actually showed up more often than when money was being waved at her people would still care. And unbelievers like this OP wouldn't exist.
  
  I still can't believe that Nao's more recent official art they gave her a figure a bit of a nerf. The fanservice of Nao was what probably brought in a lot of the older playerbase.
• nandattebayo wrote on 2014-12-09 21:19

  Quote from Odin;1256650:

  I still can't believe that Nao's more recent official art they gave her a figure a bit of a nerf. The fanservice of Nao was what probably brought in a lot of the older playerbase.

  
  
  The picture of her on the new player splash page actually looks bigger than I remember.
• Darkboy132 wrote on 2014-12-09 22:58

  Quote from Odin;1256650:

  I still can't believe that Nao's more recent official art they gave her a figure a bit of a nerf. The fanservice of Nao was what probably brought in a lot of the older playerbase.

  
  
  Which art was that?
• Aisunix wrote on 2014-12-09 23:23
  I need some proof of these pictures for research and archiving purposes please.
  :wink:
• Compass wrote on 2014-12-09 23:39
  Cinderbird single?
• nandattebayo wrote on 2014-12-10 03:58

  Quote from Aisunix;1256677:

  I need some proof of these pictures for research and archiving purposes please.
  :wink:

  
  
  http://mabinogi.nexon.net/landing/
• Odin wrote on 2014-12-10 04:32
  Compare her current appearance and proportions to the older artwork of her that can be found archived in various places on the internet, with safebooru having most of it on hand.
  
  The artists making her official work are clearly adjusting her proportions some. Meanwhile newer characters have come out that are even larger than old nao.
• Tetosan wrote on 2014-12-10 05:09
  Tetosan from the CERN in Geneve here.
  The information in the Original Post is heavily edited and fake.
  We clearly stated that Noire and Uni, the Console Patron Units / Goddesses of Lastation are the best ones, closely followed by Plutia, Blanc, Nepgear, Rom, Ram, Vert, Peashe and Neptune.
  A runner up also is Uranus but we have yet to see Lady Orange Heart in Action.
  We also would like to say that we never considered taking Cinebird into account as we also did not test other, questionable Gods and Goddesses such as the Stray God Yato.
  We did however consider some other gods such as Nuadha, Cichol, Neamhain and Morrighan as well as Palutena, Viridi and all other sorts of Deitys.
  
  Meanwhile we've been also working on a Test only concerning Erinn/Tir Na Nog and have found that the most Powerful of those would be Zenithe, the Ancient Dragon Goddess of Chaos closely followed by the God of Time and Darkness Elchulus.
  While there's still no accurate meassurement the Goddess Tiamat may also be a noteable candidate for the Spot.
  
  Tiamat especially shows a huge talent in being very OP, While she has a rather childish nature she also depicts a huge affinity to Chaos which may be passed down to her by Zenithe, being her Descendant and all.
  Other than Zenithe however Tiamat does not limit herself to sole destruction but also to the creation of things she can destroy later and also the imminent deletion of things from life, be it a Human, an Elf, a Giant, a Milletian or a God.
  While she does sound very intimidating knowing that she's a gentle Goddess who only utulizes her power for fun, to protect her beloved or to kill her enemies.
  For Fun meaning to kill Milletians and Tuatha de Danann, but that isn't much of a problem since the majority of the CERN is run by Fomorians anyways.
  
  (Yes i'm weird, deal with it.)
• Yanm wrote on 2014-12-10 06:50

  Quote from Odin;1256701:

  Compare her current appearance and proportions to the older artwork of her that can be found archived in various places on the internet, with safebooru having most of it on hand.
  
  The artists making her official work are clearly adjusting her proportions some. Meanwhile newer characters have come out that are even larger than old nao.

  
  
  The first character that came to mind when I read this was Jenna, but she's not a new character by any means. I must not be up to date with characters. (Though, Nao is still the only one that has them boob physics animation I believe).
• arochia246 wrote on 2014-12-11 23:28
  Mai waifu a kawaii pure maiden. You're waifu a shit.