I Had A Dream

• Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2015-05-16 14:45
  Having apparently finished high school and abandoned the house(or maybe just going on vacation? Who knows, dreams are iffy on the details sometimes) I was taking a cross-country motorcycle trip with a mystery woman. Which is odd seeing as I have no interest in motorcycles, or cross-country trips and very little interest in women. We kept getting lost and somehow ending up at places from my past, schools, houses, places I went with friends, etc. (I dunno how we got from Japan to the US on a motorcycle). Other than that everything was going well until we accidentally scratched the bike of a gay biker, he became ridiculously angry and called his gay biker gang to help him chase us down. They were all in full leather outfits and their motorcycles were all painted rainbow colors. We tried to run, but there were too many of them and they cornered us. Right as they were about to break down the door the woman said, "These guys are mercenaries!" Which made me think, then I yelled out, "if you guys are mercenaries, I will pay you to go away." Apparently that was the magic words because they calmed down and said "Oh, ok. We work for you now boss." Then they all floated into the air, turned into light and combined into a rainbow colored gem. I now had the power to summon gay bikers to do my bidding.
  
  Then I woke up.
• Bunny wrote on 2015-05-16 16:45
  Sure is a wild ride
• Yoorah wrote on 2015-05-16 19:09
  I usually don't remember all the details... but one time I dreamed about somehow ending up back in high school as a student. I remember being horrified at the thought of studying for high school + university exams all over again. x(
• Elleanior wrote on 2015-05-19 06:39
  11/10 would read again
  
  Seriously, dude, your dreams are wacky and sound like adventures!
  
  Reminds me of that poe-hunting dream I had when I was a wee tot... my 3 siblings and I were the 4 links from LttP: Four Swords and we were hunting poes. Not much to say, but it was hella fun.
• Splatulated wrote on 2015-05-19 12:48
  need a part 4
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2015-05-19 13:47
  I want to have a rainbow colored gem to summon a bunch of gay bikers to do my bidding :/
• Compass wrote on 2015-05-19 13:51

  Quote from Kingofrunes;1275599:

  I want to have a rainbow colored gem to summon a bunch of gay bikers to do my bidding :/

  
  
  

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• Space Pirate Nithiel wrote on 2015-05-19 17:48
  I think it was just a trilogy, last night's dream had nothing to do with mazes, it was a One Piece dream. I was both a character and a 3rd person omnipotent presence, so I could see what was going on in other areas but my character didn't have that knowledge. I was in a desert, we were apparently looking for an oasis to start a town and we were discussing slavery, and how even other slaves look down on fish-men. Then(in 3rd person form) my view changed to a slave ship where a bunch of slave children were throwing rocks at slave fishmen and calling them names. Then back to the desert where me and the other people had finally found a place for an oasis, but for some reason there was an ancient rule that to dig an oasis you must find a snake and force it to bite its own tail, and the oasis is not allowed to be dug any wider than the circle it makes. So we went to the nearby jungle to find the biggest snake we could. We knocked it out and brought it back to the oasis site and laid it out in a circle, but in order to get it to bite its own tail I had to squeeze it so its fangs would come out to hook them on the tail and ended up stabbing myself in the hand, so I ran around screaming because I thought I had been poisoned because my mouth was going dry, so I run into the nearby house (that wasnt there 5 minutes ago?) and started gargling water and spitting it out because for some reason everyone thought that would get the poison out.
  
  Then I woke up. So, who knows if I lived or died.