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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-05 04:45
Because any forum needs a good roleplay thread. Honestly, I don't expect this to last long, even with how dead bean rua is, but it needed to happen sometime. Edit: Anyone can join. Just try and keep it clean, okay?
Here we go...
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-05 05:24
Hey you! Yeah you. I see you. Come out or I'll have to draw my sword!
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-05 05:43
Meh. Hey Jarin, you feeling anyone near here?
/sword talks/ Nope.
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-05 07:30
/walks into the ancient mists of bean rua/ Man it is DUSTY in here!
Jarin: I never thought a forum could get THIS bad.
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-05 08:34
Hello! Is anyone here?!
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-05 08:49
The lonely darkness of ancient bean rua continues...
NOT TODAY! Holy Light!
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2016-08-06 00:19
Suddenly a loud belch breaks the silence. A fat, hairy man whose curls cover the entirety of his shoulders appears from behind, in his hand a makeshift club adorned with badly hammered nails all over.
Like a human trying to attract a frightened puppy, he sits down to your level and motions you to come over. He wants to tell you something.
You listen closely...
[SPOILER="Sorry"]
[video=youtube;mG96YIzI0Mg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG96YIzI0Mg[/video][/SPOILER]
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-06 00:48
Well, that was a belch for the kings! /belches equally loudly/ While you say sorry, I say well met friend!
Jarin: I'll never understand why people communicate like this...
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-06 00:52
(currently juggling roleplays so bear with me)
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2016-08-06 01:06
Quote from galadin2016;1297308:
Well, that was a belch for the kings! /belches equally loudly/ While you say sorry, I say well met friend!
Jarin: I'll never understand why people communicate like this...
(You did follow the link, yes?)
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-06 01:12
(my phone is saying no videos today DX) 'My first question is who are you? (My character is pulling an oak: are you a girl or a boy? Lol)
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2016-08-06 01:18
(the video reveals my sex: male!)
"Who I am you ask? People only call me "RMS". My full name is Ricardo Mattei Steelman. I am the highly-decorated leader of the guild of Free Penguin Clubbers." The fat man stands up to properly shake your hands.
"Well met."
(This may look like cringy Linux propaganda, but I'm really just poking fun at it - still proudly cringy of course)
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-06 03:29
I am Handor Devilblade, keeper of the forums and protector of the Amazing Bump thread. This is my partner and namesake, Jarin. We've faced wave after wave of creatures that would have scared Satan himself. We have also clubbed a few penguins. /shakes hand/ It will be interesting to travel with you.
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galadin2016 wrote on 2016-08-11 05:41
(bump)
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Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2016-08-11 18:26
"Haha, righty ho, old chaps!" RMS says, his booming voice bellowing through the night.
"Thus it shall be then! Let us join in jolly cooperation!" he says, as he puts his legs together, his arms straight at his sides, the hands making a flapping motion: the greeeting gesture of the Guild of Free Penguin Clubbers. "Thus our covenant is sealed freely,both as in beer and speech!" He puts his club down on the earth, one hand now resting on his protruding belly. "My aim in these lands is only to provide cooperation to other adventurers and to club penguins in the process to take to my guild as trophies. Where you go, I shall too!"