Fat Men Are Better in Bed

• Lan wrote on 2010-09-09 23:15
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  After a year-long study of male sexual performance, researchers have found that men with higher body mass indices last seven minutes longer than their slender counterparts. The decidedly unsexy reason: Fat men have more female hormones.
  
  Apparently estrogen slows a man's progression to orgasm, so fat men are paradoxically more womanly (chemically speaking) and better at pleasing their partners. (Assuming people of either gender actually want long-lasting sex, as opposed to "Get it over with already!" sex.) Salon's Judy Mandelbaum points out there may be a "quality vs. quantity" issue, but since America is the fattest country, I think we should ignore that and embrace this blindly. All hail the fat sex gods of the greatest nation in the world!

  
  
  Fat Men Are Better in Bed
  
  I'll just leave this here...:lol:
• Phunkie wrote on 2010-09-09 23:16
  I AM DYING! :XD:
  
  But don't fat men get tired more quickly since sex is basically a workout?
  
  Without doubt though...
  
  

  All hail the fat sex gods of the greatest nation in the world!

• Osayidan wrote on 2010-09-09 23:18
  By last longer I think they must mean they simply never get to the finish line.
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-09-09 23:18

  Quote from Phunkie;150893:

  I AM DYING! :XD:
  
  But don't fat men get tired more quickly since sex is basically a workout?
  
  Without doubt though...

  
  
  Implying 10 minutes of body movement is something people won't put up with for sex.
  
  Fat people aren't physically unfit. Though it tends to be the stereotype.
• Piko wrote on 2010-09-09 23:19
  This explains why it takes so long for my brother to stop moaning in the middle of the night.
• Virtue wrote on 2010-09-09 23:19
  Dumb researchers. They think the longer you hold an orgasm relates to how good you are in bed.
  
  They must be fat themselves.
  
  

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• Phunkie wrote on 2010-09-09 23:23

  Quote from Cucurbita;150897:

  Implying 10 minutes of body movement is something people won't put up with for sex.
  
  Fat people aren't physically unfit. Though it tends to be the stereotype.

  
  
  Ah, that was bad on my part. Sorry for that.
  
  Though honestly, your personal appearance does a lot for you in a relationship. It's not about being shallow, but chances are, if you work out and look fit, you'll turn on your girlfriend more and your sex life will be better.
  
  Not only that but if you have a lot of fat on you, it makes your genitals look smaller. Some very obese people can't see their penis.
• Lan wrote on 2010-09-09 23:26

  Quote from Phunkie;150906:

  Some very obese people can't see their penis.

  
  
  I can't imagine how they would feel :T_T:
• Tatsu wrote on 2010-09-10 05:46

  Quote from Pikablu;150900:

  This explains why it takes so long for my brother to stop moaning in the middle of the night.

  
  
  This information is not needed to be known.
  
  What about artificial traps? I mean, they are taking those estrogen pills or whatever...
• Zid wrote on 2010-09-10 14:07
  Lasting longer in bed =/= Being better in bed
  
  The quantity of "that" time =/= The quality of "that" time
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-09-10 19:26

  Quote from Phunkie;150906:

  Ah, that was bad on my part. Sorry for that.
  
  Though honestly, your personal appearance does a lot for you in a relationship. It's not about being shallow, but chances are, if you work out and look fit, you'll turn on your girlfriend more and your sex life will be better.
  
  Not only that but if you have a lot of fat on you, it makes your genitals look smaller. Some very obese people can't see their penis.

  
  
  Extra fat does tend to cover and hide a bit of the penis, so definitely.
  
  Yeah. One of the sure fire ways you can make your penis "longer", I suppose.
• Iyasenu wrote on 2010-09-10 20:49
  Gah that picture!
  -scrubs eyes-
  I wasn't expecting a picture for this thread.
  
  What can you even comment about on this kind of topic...
  
  

  All hail the fat sex gods of the greatest nation in the world!

  
  
  Sweet Jesus...
• Alex wrote on 2010-09-10 20:50

  Quote from Phunkie;150906:

  Ah, that was bad on my part. Sorry for that.
  
  Though honestly, your personal appearance does a lot for you in a relationship. It's not about being shallow, but chances are, if you work out and look fit, you'll turn on your girlfriend more and your sex life will be better.
  
  Not only that but if you have a lot of fat on you, it makes your genitals look smaller. Some very obese people can't see their penis.

  
  
  I don't like my men overly obese. I do like them chubby, though. Too skinny and you feel like you can break them, with chubbiness, it leaves more to the imagination. I dont like my men skinny, AT ALL, the bones... and the muscles are ew... Its all about opinion really. My boyfriends chubbiness is a great turn-on for me, but its all about personal preference. Even if they arent fit and take their time, isnt that more... lasting?
• User495 wrote on 2010-09-11 00:16

  Quote from Osayidan;150896:

  By last longer I think they must mean they simply never get to the finish line.

  
  
  :thumb:
  
  but it is true that not all fat men are physically unfit
  
  hell all that fat on them probably makes them much stronger than you, and the fat are just weights holding them back
  
  and isn't this abit of a "mature" topic o_O at least with the people commenting about what turns them on and stuff
• Lan wrote on 2010-09-11 01:03

  Quote from Sevian;151672:

  :thumb:
  
  
  and isn't this abit of a "mature" topic o_O at least with the people commenting about what turns them on and stuff

  
  
  As long as we don't describe in a lot of details our experiences we're good :3