Vampires should actually suck blood...

• Mama wrote on 2011-02-26 22:21

  Quote from Lyre;351938:

  It's not really screeching.
  
  More like depressed goths with high pitch voices sighing exasperatedly.

  
  
  after they come out of their pink velvet coffins.
• Kueh wrote on 2011-02-26 22:27

  Quote from Mama;351942:

  after they come out of their pink velvet coffins.

  
  
  "Dear Dark Diary,
  
  I got sent to Ainle today. I hate it here, because its just like mount saint prep acadamy.
  
  So I sigh goffickly all day long.
  
  End. (Of my life)"
• BlackGod wrote on 2011-02-26 22:38
  When I first heard vampire in this game I thought I was gonna fight a bunch of Edward Cullens and that the trash mobs were going to be difficult. Man, damn society and throwing me a bunch of assy perceptions. I like it more that vampires fight like crap and are disgusting rather than shiny.
• Dez wrote on 2011-02-26 22:43
  So that is what is behind all this evil: sighing, melodramatic, fleshless vampires who wear pinstripe suits and sleep in cushy pink velvet coffins trimmed with delicate satin lace. The town's woes all make sense now.
  
  And I will never think of Ainle the same way again. Thank you. :'D
• Mama wrote on 2011-02-26 23:35

  Quote from Dez;351966:

  So that is what is behind all this evil: sighing, melodramatic, fleshless vampires who wear pinstripe suits and sleep in cushy pink velvet coffins trimmed with delicate satin lace. The town's woes all make sense now.
  
  And I will never think of Ainle the same way again. Thank you. :'D

  
  
  xD ikr
  you can blame this for that, love it