Have you planned anything about your Kids?

• Kingofrunes wrote on 2011-10-08 12:50
  Kids?!
  
  I find most kids to be annoying and I can't find myself any desire to get in a relationship with anyone.
  
  foreveralone.jpg
  
  Yep, no kids in my future by the looks of it. My gene pool ends with me.
• Cynic wrote on 2011-10-08 13:25

  Quote from Cucurbita;609248:

  So what happens when your husband/wife has an ideal name for their child as well?

  
  
  Then they can go have kids with someone else.
  /was intending on being a single parent anyway
• Navy wrote on 2011-10-08 14:06

  Quote from EndlessDreams;607046:

  I hope that they don't have:
  
  1) Major genetic handicaps/conditions that I have to deal with. (I don't have any)
  2) They aren't going to get (or get someone) pregnant during their teen years
  3) They aren't going to do anything illegal (like killing people, getting involved with drugs)
  
  I hope I actually have money before actually taking care of kids though.

  
  
  This
  I like to imagine my kids super well mannered and a leader for others
  they treat everyone with respect
  
  their room will have nothing in it but a bed a desk (no computer)
  and maybe some appropriate posters
  
  their bed will have no underside so there's no where to stash toys and stuff
  
  they will have another room to play in
  
  their room will be for sleep and homework
  
  as soon as they get home from school they will go straight to their room and do their homework
  
  I will make them keep a journal for all of their assignments and have their teacher(s) sign it every week
  
  I want one girl and one boy
  or two boys
  
  The boy will be named Alec Zander *last name*
  the girl will be named Alexis Rayne *last name*
  if there is another boy I will name him Issiah Joshua *last name*
  
  I will teach them good morals and respect
  I will not spank them
  I will shelter them from sex until the appropriate age (or until they ask about it)
  
  and I have to go now so I can't finish typing this.
• Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-10-08 21:37

  Quote from Cynic;612583:

  /was intending on being a single parent anyway

  
  OMG NO.
• Cynic wrote on 2011-10-08 22:46
  I'm dead serious.
  
  What's funny is I was discussing it more with my Mom and have now picked out the Fathers for my kids as-well. It will be costly as hell, but worth it.
  I will pay Chris Colfer, Micheal Fassbender and James Mcavoy to give me their sperm.
  
  Kurt will be the son of Chris,
  My eldest daughter will be Micheals',
  and my youngest daughter will be James'.
  
  Granted this will require me hiring some chick to carry the children and I'll have to have them all sign a paper saying they have no rights to the Kids and to basically GTFO after I get their sperm/she carries my kids, but you get the idea.
• Ithiliel wrote on 2011-10-11 00:01

  Quote from Cynic;612956:

  
  
  Granted this will require me hiring some chick to carry the children and I'll have to have them all sign a paper saying they have no rights to the Kids and to basically GTFO after I get their sperm/she carries my kids, but you get the idea.

  
  
  =| Well remind me to keep my womb away from you then.
• Cookieknight wrote on 2011-10-16 04:10
  i will hav like eight kids and there all gona be succesful ppls four boys four girls two r gona be lawyers three r gona be mathamaticians the other two r gona be doctors and one of them will be the presadant. non of em with hav a sickness or be crippled
• Chockeh wrote on 2011-10-16 06:42
  I am not going to let them have a TV or computer in their rooms 8D. I'll put them both in the living room, so everyone will probably be in the living room interacting with each other instead of them all being alone in their rooms xD.