Corrupt a Wish

• Shirayuki wrote on 2010-05-25 20:26
  Granted but you got stabbed by a kindergarten student with a sharp pencil. (Samurai in training?)
  
  I wish for the sharp pencil the child stabbed you with.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-05-25 20:29
  Granted but you get AIDS from it which came from the child and not me.
  
  I wish for nicer people.
• Shirayuki wrote on 2010-05-25 20:30
  Granted but their hugs of kindness squeeze the AIDS/life out of you.
  
  I wish you would love me D:
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-05-25 20:38
  Granted but I still realize your just trying to make it hard for who ever comes after.
  
  I wish you people would come up with better corruptions I like about half the ones posted since the revival.
• Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-05-25 21:23
  Granted, but you're the only one that comes up with good ones.
  
  I wish that I didn't have to go to tutoring today.
• emomutt wrote on 2010-05-25 21:27
  granted but now your dumb found and a vegetable
  
  i wish i didnt loose my dads kknife
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-05-25 21:33
  Granted but now its so sharp you can't even feel the pain.
• Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-05-25 21:41
  I wish you didn't break the thread again.
• Shirayuki wrote on 2010-05-25 22:40
  Granted, but now they're breaking something very personal of yours.
  
  I wish for a pen.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-05-25 23:12
  Granted but its filled OJ instead of ink.
  
  I wish that I didn't have to use any dental equipment to keep my teeth straight.
• Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-05-26 03:29
  Granted, but now you need.. Dr McNinja equipment to stay alive. :D
  
  I wish I had more pringles chips.
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-26 04:26
  Granted, but the flavor tastes like bodily liquids... like NAMUSAN!
  
  I wish for some Namusan made from a different source.
• Mentosftw wrote on 2010-05-26 04:37
  Granted, now it's made from you.
  
  I wish all the horrible things in the world happened to me.
• emomutt wrote on 2010-05-26 06:19
  granted every one you love dies, your girlfriend leaves you, your dog attacks you and runs away, your younger siblings hang themselves, your mother suffers for 30 years from breast cancer, your father is a limbless vegetable, your friends stab you in the back with blunt objects, and you are cursed with infinite knowledge and nobody cant speak or move.
  
  i wish that wasnt so graphic
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-05-26 07:19
  Granted, now it's considered nice.
  
  I wish the following two part wish was uncorruptable. And that you could grant both the previous wish, aswell as the following.
  
  1. I had a Shuckle that liked being my pet and would give me hugs and could grant my wishes.
  2. I would never stop liking Shuckle.