Corrupt a Wish

• Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-26 23:14
  Granted, but I used the card before I gave it to you.
  I wish for someone to post next.
• Arsik wrote on 2010-05-26 23:14
  Granted, but since you didn't break the game in the first place, the wish is nullified. Since you corruption has you wishing against emo's wish.
  
  I wish that my job allowed me to work for more than an average of 30 hours a week. Or a raise. Either or.
• Chockeh wrote on 2010-05-26 23:18

  Quote from Arsik;45084:

  Granted, but since you didn't break the game in the first place, the wish is nullified. Since you corruption has you wishing against emo's wish.
  
  I wish that my job allowed me to work for more than an average of 30 hours a week. Or a raise. Either or.

  
  But my wish was granted, thank you father in heaven <3.
  I wish I was a 6 Foot Blonde Bombshell with blue eyes and... I wish for cerial :D!
• Mentosftw wrote on 2010-05-26 23:54
  Granted, you are literally a 6 foot yellow artillery shell with painted on blue eyes. As for the 2nd wish, you don't get it because it's not a real word.
  
  I wish I have the internet on my computer.
• emomutt wrote on 2010-05-27 00:44
  granted but you do nothing but look up porn
  
  i wish people would buy my stolen porn
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-27 01:09

  Quote from emomutt;45194:

  granted but you do nothing but look up porn
  
  i wish people would buy my stolen porn

  
  
  Granted but they buy the porn for free because of your generosity.
  
  I wish my cockatoo would stop screaming because we don't pay attention to her.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-05-27 01:53
  Granted now all it does is sit there and go hurrrrrr....... really loudly cause its retarded.
  
  I wish I didn't have to spend 3 weeks of my summer doing stuff I don't want to do.
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-27 02:22

  Quote from Sleeperdial;45314:

  Granted now all it does is sit there and go hurrrrrr....... really loudly cause its retarded.
  
  I wish I didn't have to spend 3 weeks of my summer doing stuff I don't want to do.

  
  
  Granted but you spend the 3 weeks of your summer doing the stuff you want to do, and getting bored after a second of doing so, and end up doing the things you don't want to do for entertainment.
  
  I wish Geometry would go poof.(I think I made this wish already.)
• Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-05-27 02:28
  Granted, You now have to do university-level calculus at grade 5.
  
  I wish for more cheesecake.
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-27 02:41

  Quote from Mrlucky77;45378:

  Granted, You now have to do university-level calculus at grade 5.
  
  I wish for more cheesecake.

  
  
  Granted, but it's the flavor you detest and hate the most, and if there is none, then it's invented just for you instantly.
  
  I wish I wouldn't procrastinate on homework so much.
  
  (Calculus sounds better than Geo, actually.)
• Mentosftw wrote on 2010-05-27 02:58
  Granted, now you will never quote someone when their post is directly above yours.
  
  I wish it was possible to tell if people were trolling you on deh internetz.
• emomutt wrote on 2010-05-27 03:20
  granted but trolling went obsolete and is boring
  
  i wish for more regularly updating comics
• Mentosftw wrote on 2010-05-27 03:33
  Granted, now they're all fillers.
  
  I wish the Americans were less stupid about Canada.
• emomutt wrote on 2010-05-27 03:38
  granted but now they are like that creepy nerdy girl who knows EVERYTHING about you
  
  i wish i wasnt crying i need all the liquids i get in my body to stay in it!
  ;-;
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-05-27 04:01

  Quote from emomutt;45422:

  granted but now they are like that creepy nerdy girl who knows EVERYTHING about you
  
  i wish i wasnt crying i need all the liquids i get in my body to stay in it!
  ;-;

  
  
  Granted but now you are losing the 25% of stuff in your body that is not body fluid and water.
  
  I wish for a final instead of a project for history.