Thank you! :D
I learned how to use rhythm from Dr. Seuss.
Plant some sugar in the ground and water it with love.
And later on (in thirty days) it grows into a dove.
The dove hands you a letter, and you guess what it can say.
Inside the note's a sweater which your birdy did crochet.
You wear the sweater to the ball, and quickly fall in love.
On you wedding, you do kiss your little sugar dove.
There once was a pirate named Brad.
And Brad had a fun-loving ferret.
The ferret was all iron-clad.
And wielded a razor-sharp carrot.
Without even a doubt,
Pirate Brad would oft shout,
"This is so much more fun than a parrot!"
I'm not late because tomorrow is when I wake up.
Boil a noodle in the pot, and wait till it gets soggy.
Slap somebody in the face, and tell them they've been naughty.
I have a little puppy; fluffy, short, and fat.
And if you'd ask, I'd only say, "I'm very proud of that."
He eats some puppy food and then he toots a puppy poot.
And I don't even mind the smell, 'cause he's so freakin' cute!
Aww puppy~
and that noodle one made me choke on my soda xD
I'm about to go to bed.
Where I plan to rest my head.
I hope to have a happy dream,
that pleasant thoughts within me teem.
Though I can't wait to get to sleep,
Parting with Conor just makes me weep.
Atticus, Atticus, born in Saint Patticus, riding a donkey and trolling the dames.
Don't let poor Atticus come near your abacus. He'll smash it up, bash it up, and set it to flames.
Little Miss Piggy put on her wiggy, her makeup, fine jewels, and a dress.
She went down to Kermit's, that she could get her mitts all over him; what they'll do next you can guess.
Charlie, behave yourself, don't loaf about, do your chores and your homework right now!
It's time for your bath, and you'd better not pout! Poor behavior, I just won't allow.
Yes nanny, yes nanny, I'll do my chores. I'll do my homework and take a bath too.
But when I am finished, could we make some s'mores, or perhaps even go to the zoo?
No Charlie, no Charlie, that simply won't do. No candy, no sugar, no fun.
You'll have three minutes of playtime, not a minute too few. Hurry up now! It's already begun!
Yay nanny, yay nanny, it's time to play! This is how time is spent when you're young.
Look how I pretend, on all fours I do lay, and occas'nally flick out my tongue.
Charlie, time's up now! Stop being a lizard, or a snake, or whatever you are.
Become like a gentleman, stop that at once. I can't stand anything that's bizarre.
Look nanny, watch nanny, how I can roar! I'm a tiger, a lion, and more.
I'll gobble you up, so you'd better run quick! If you don't, then you're surely done for!
Stop Charlie, stop Charlie! Stop this right now! I'm afraid of your terrible game!
Don't eat me, let go! Hey, stop it! Ow! I prefer monsters when they are tame!
Chomp nanny, munch nanny, I've gobbled you up! Now you can't tell me what not to do.
I can do what I want, and the first of my plans is for me to start up my own zoo.
My name is Johnny the crumb. My best friend is Billy the rum. We sing and we dance, we like bell-bottom pants, and between us we've nary a thumb.