My dog has a snout, my dog's name is Pout, and he lives in a house that I made out of straw. He likes to eat cake and take walks on the lake, and he always remembers to follow the law.
Pour some whipped cream on my chest, and cover it with chocolate.
Please be careful, though I ask. Don't get it in my armpit.
Pour some whipped cream on my chest, and cover it with chocolate.
Please be careful, though I ask. Don't get it in my armpit.
I had sweets on the mind.
And armpits.
... I feel the urge to draw now xD
Once a dragon, twice a toad, and always will be shiny.
Made some glitter with his toes, because they're very tiny.
Pancakes and oranges having their lunch will never know what it's like taking a punch.
"Gentlemen never start fights, no they don't," said the pancake to his citrus-y friend.
"If a ruffian tries to, I'll tell him I won't," said the fruit of no will to contend.
At that moment a hand coming down from the sky, made the orange into a fine blend.
In my hand, I have a box, it's wrapped up with a bow. And what's inside my little box will set your face aglow.
Come take it, it's my gift to you, I hope it brings you joy. For what's inside my little box is a fantastic toy.
Play with it, and laugh with it, and run and jump and climb. The secret's that my little box held me the n'tire time.
I'm cheery young chap and I tip off my cap to a lady as we pass on the lane.
She'd a beaming face and clothes silk and lace and a dog that that did seem quite tame.
But this lady, this lass, was no woman of class, a fact that I soon did find out,
for when I tipped my hat to a woman of fat, the first woman frowned with a pout.
I turned around quick, said, "I like women thick just as much as I do like them thin.
The dames I can't take are the ones that are fake. Among those, I do think you'd fit in."
Again, 'round I turned and I left her there, spurned, and I went on my merry old way.
I'm cheery young chap and I did tip my cap to all that I met on that day.
"What is a fish?"
It's a mighty fine dish that you salt and you eat with some chips.
If you find you don't like them, well it's not my fault. Just keep them away from your lips.
"What is a pie?"
Well I'd better not lie, don't go near it, don't smell it, don't look!
It's food of the gods, you'd best learn to fear it. Less than one bite is a hook!
"The strongest poison, the deepest comfort. Ever will it be sought.
Not having it can sometimes hurt, never can it be bought.
As soft and succulent as a gelatin dessert."
Always round and always turning,
Sometimes shining, sometimes yearning.
A little late.
They're riddles, yeah.
I am the Sanctuary; the shelter and shield. Steadfast I stand, your assailants shall yield.
Upon a mountain, long ago, there lived a little faun.
He'd toot his flute and dance a jig at every dusk and dawn.
His days were full of joy and mirth, merriment and glee.
He'd not a singe care or want, but his best friend was a tree.
Glasses Pancake Oreo
Clock Leaving King Ontario
Making Naked Patches Peach
Sucking on a Mutant Leech.
Find a penny, take the penny. Rub it on your nipples.
Skim your fingers o'er my chest and I'll tell you it tickles.