Naked Pennsylvania man walks into Walmart, and steals socks

• Hiccup wrote on 2012-02-20 08:49
  A southeastern Pennsylvania man is behind bars after police say he walked naked into a Philadelphia-area Walmart and stole a pair of socks.
  
  Verdon Lamont Taylor, 32, was arrested Wednesday night after police say he stripped off his clothes in the parking lot of the Exton store and went inside.
  
  Police told local media outlets that surveillance footage shows the 6-foot-4, 300-pound Downingtown man walking around the store wearing nothing but a pair of socks he had stolen there. The video also shows shoppers avoiding Taylor.
  
  Authorities say they used a stun gun to subdue Taylor after he refused to comply with officers' orders and spat in an officer’s face.
  
  Taylor was arraigned on charges including aggravated assault and indecent exposure, local media said. He's being held on $50,000 bail at Chester County Prison.
  
  Online court records do not list an attorney for Taylor, according to The Associated Press.
  
  http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/17/10433901-cops-naked-pennsylvania-man-walks-into-walmart-steals-socks
  
  Videos on the page ^
  
  
  I would die of laughing so hard if this happened at my store. Then probably quit, cause then I would have seen everything.
• Malogg wrote on 2012-02-20 09:05
  This would be in PA, amiright?
  
  I think it's pretty safe to assume this guy was on drugs.
• paladin wrote on 2012-02-20 09:09
  I wonder how he got the assult charge
• Malogg wrote on 2012-02-20 09:13

  Quote from paladin;779939:

  I wonder how he got the assult charge

  
  
  Probably for spitting at the officer.
• Excalibur wrote on 2012-02-20 09:19
  I wonder what he was like before the incident.
• Hiccup wrote on 2012-02-20 09:27

  Quote from DarkLord7;779928:

  This would be in PA, amiright?
  
  I think it's pretty safe to assume this guy was on drugs.

  
  Yes, PA = Pennsylvania
  

  Quote from Excalibur;779953:

  I wonder what he was like before the incident.

  
  
  Obviously on something good, and wasn't sharing.
• TA wrote on 2012-02-20 09:28
  Did he really need to be tazed?
• Malogg wrote on 2012-02-20 09:49

  Quote from Hiccup;779970:

  Yes, PA = Pennsylvania

  
  
  Nuuuuu, I was making a joke. Nevermind.
• Hiccup wrote on 2012-02-20 09:54

  Quote from DarkLord7;779994:

  Nuuuuu, I was making a joke. Nevermind.

  
  
  You calling me home state trash now?
• Kollin wrote on 2012-02-20 09:58

  Quote from TA;779973:

  Did he really need to be tazed?

  
  
  Yes, tazers fix everything obviously.
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2012-02-20 10:02

  Quote from Kollin;780010:

  Yes, tazers fix everything obviously.

  
  
  Nope.
• Malogg wrote on 2012-02-20 10:06

  Quote from TA;779973:

  Did he really need to be tazed?

  
  
  Do you think anyone wanted to touch him?
  
  

  Quote from Hiccup;780002:

  You calling me home state trash now?

  
  
  Me home state too. Lived there 18 years.
• Hiccup wrote on 2012-02-20 10:06

  Quote from DarkLord7;780027:

  
  Me home state too. Lived there 18 years.

  
  
  Oh shi- where at?
• TA wrote on 2012-02-20 10:08

  Quote from DarkLord7;780027:

  Do you think anyone wanted to touch him?

  
  
  "Eww, you're icky. Hold on, we're gonna have to taze you."
  
  That's just... Really...?
  
  I mean I could maybe understand if he had deadly radioactive sludge rubbed all over his body and it was a threat to them, but a naked guy... What's he gonna do, slap them with his wang?
  
  Jesus...
• Mello wrote on 2012-02-20 10:12
  Lets all put our money together and bail this guy out so he can do it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!