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honeymuffin wrote on 2010-04-15 21:05
[FONT="Arial"][SIZE="4"]Post your jokes here and try to get answer for my joke and I am giving a bear robe and emerald celtic shoes male to a winner (first person who gets answer) ....
Here is my joke:!!:
Once upon a time, there was a hunter with a rifle.
One day he went out for a hunting and he found a bird (looks very delicious).
He had a gun and it ONLY goes 10 meter when you shoot.
The bird was 100 Meter far away from the hunter but when the hunter shot gun, a bird was dead.
How do you think a bird died?
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[SIZE="5"]Answer: The answer is ..... Gun is 90 meter long and when it shoots, (as I said) it goes 10 Meter so that equals 100Meter and thats how bird died lol End.[/SIZE]
*An Answer will be announced on May 1st 2010. (Announced because people was begging for it and I knew answer wouldn't come out anyways)
NO prize since everyone failed..
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Shirayuki wrote on 2010-04-15 21:11
The bird was already dead? lol...I'm not very good at these xD
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Chiri wrote on 2010-04-15 21:26
Hehe, it's more of a riddle than a joke, right?
1. The bird was a delicious peep
[Image: http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7640/peepm.jpg]
2. The bird was a scaredy bird and died when it heard the sound of the gun.
3. The guy was on a ledge 100m above the bird. Gravity brought the bullet the rest of the way to the bird.
4. The gun actually shoots danmaku, after the first bullet is shot and goes 10 meters, it splits into 5 smaller bullets which each go 30 meters, and then further splits into 100 bullets which go up to 61 more meters, causing devastation. Unfortunately for the bird, it has a large hit box .
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MagitekKefka wrote on 2010-04-15 21:27
Global warming killed the bird
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honeymuffin wrote on 2010-04-15 21:27
All Wrong for now.
Also post your jokes too!
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Osayidan wrote on 2010-04-15 21:29
hunter X
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................................... O bird
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RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-04-15 21:30
A second hunter was there.
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honeymuffin wrote on 2010-04-15 21:31
Nice Guesses but wrong.
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Chiri wrote on 2010-04-15 21:33
Hunter has more than one gun :what:
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emomutt wrote on 2010-04-15 21:33
it decided to kill itself out of depression
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Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-04-15 21:43
The bird was a rambunctious crow.
[Image: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00353.gif]
Suddenly a RAMBUNCTIOUS CROW flies in the open window and snatches the beta, possibly to make a nest with, or maybe just for the sake of being a brainless feathery asshole.
You yell at the bird.
[Image: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00354.gif]
[Image: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00355.gif]
You accidentally launch your NINJA SWORD. Everything goes flying out the window, dead bird and all.
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Shirayuki wrote on 2010-04-15 21:45
Quote from honeymuffin;4293:
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How do you think a bird died?
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A bird was shot, while the delicious bird was still alive.
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honeymuffin wrote on 2010-04-15 21:46
Little Hint here.
A Bird Did not Suicide And only one birds were there.
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adc7516 wrote on 2010-04-15 21:59
the bird had drank fanta, and since birds can't fart or burp, the carbonated drink's gases built up inside the bird, and it's internal organs ruptured and it died. The hunter saw it when it was in pain from its injuries, which it shortly died from.
Here's a joke:
It was lunch time at some random religious school. When the children lined up to get food, there were was a plate of apples on the table. Next to the plate was a note that said "take ONE only, because God is watching". Further along the table was a plate of chocolate chip cookies. Someone had written a note which said: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
:XD:lol?
Oh, and you are in Ruari, so I really can't get the prize anyways :p
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honeymuffin wrote on 2010-04-15 22:01
lool wrong again