Land Ho!

• Time wrote on 2010-07-19 23:23

  Quote from RicochetOrange;98413:

  Captian Ricochet Orange attacks Pirate Skeleton A with Cutlass for 30 damage.
  Pirate Skeleton A uses bone breaker and breaks it's arm over Captian Ricochet Orange's head for 50 damage.
  Captian Ricochet Orange has been temporarily knocked out.
  Pirate Skeleton A is now disabled, and cannot use a weapon.

  
  
  Jack Sparrow shoots Pirate Skeleton A and gets an instant kill headshot.
  -Has to reload-
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-19 23:34

  Quote from Timexpo;98418:

  Jack Sparrow shoots Pirate Skeleton A and gets an instant kill headshot.
  -Has to reload-

  
  
  Thanks me matey!
  Captian Ricochet Orange has woken up.
  Captian Ricochet Orange shoots Pirate Skeleton C and hits the spine. Pirate Skeleton Cs legs are now detached from the rest of the Skeleton.
  Pirate Skeleton B attacks Lan. Attack misses but slices up Lan's last Mango. It falls and quickly becomes covered in ants.
• Lan wrote on 2010-07-19 23:38

  Quote from RicochetOrange;98432:

  Thanks me matey!
  Captian Ricochet Orange has woken up.
  Captian Ricochet Orange shoots Pirate Skeleton C and hits the spine. Pirate Skeleton Cs legs are now detached from the rest of the Skeleton.
  Pirate Skeleton B attacks Lan. Attack misses but slices up Lan's last Mango. It falls and quickly becomes covered in ants.

  
  
  Mah mangoes D:<
  
  BURN AND BE ENGULFED BY MY UNHOLY FURY! I WILL SEND YOUR SOUL TO THE DEEPEST PITS ARE TARTATARUS WHERE YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN REGAIN A BODY OF FLESH ONLY TO BE SODOMIZED BY TED!
• Time wrote on 2010-07-19 23:41
  Just about to reload but gets distracted by Lan saying something very strage, suddenly is jumped by Pirate Skeleton f and g.
  
  Arg, you devils, back to hell!!!! *fending off attacks with sword ( I have a sword and a gun cause Im cool like that) while backed against rock cliff face*
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-19 23:43

  Quote from Lan;98434:

  Mah mangoes D:<
  
  BURN AND BE ENGULFED BY MY UNHOLY FURY! I WILL SEND YOUR SOUL TO THE DEEPEST PITS ARE TARTATARUS WHERE YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN REGAIN A BODY OF FLESH ONLY TO BE SODOMIZED BY TED!

  
  
  Pirate Skeleton B has fallen.
  Pirate Skeletons D and E attack Lan.
  Pirate Skeleton Cs torso grabs onto Captian Ricochet Oranges leg.
  Captian Rocochet Orange smashes the skull open with his boot.
  Pirate Skeleton C has fallen.
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-20 01:22
  *Emerges from secret cave outpost*
  
  So ye be the landlubbers that are wrecking my Undead crew for me treasure ehh? I won't let ye greedy hands on em! Never! Witness yer fallen allies that tried and fell to the hands of Death! Muhahahahahahaha!
  
  *Raises hand in air and a pentacle appears. Death fires it at the ground and the ground shakes. Suddenly, 5 zombies appear from the ground, wearing swashbucklin' gear like the rest of ye!*
  
  (Yes, I am wearing my hat sideways)
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-20 05:58

  Quote from Shanghai;98498:

  *Emerges from secret cave outpost*
  
  So ye be the landlubbers that are wrecking my Undead crew for me treasure ehh? I won't let ye greedy hands on em! Never! Witness yer fallen allies that tried and fell to the hands of Death! Muhahahahahahaha!
  
  *Raises hand in air and a pentacle appears. Death fires it at the ground and the ground shakes. Suddenly, 5 zombies appear from the ground, wearing swashbucklin' gear like the rest of ye!*
  
  (Yes, I am wearing my hat sideways)

  
  
  Yar! Well never get out treasure at this rate!
  
  Pirate Death and Pirate Zombie x5 join the battle!
  Captian Ricochet Orange uses a summoning technique.
  Mega Parrot joins the battle.
  Mega Parrot uses squak of death.
  Pirate Skeletons D and E are unaffected.
  Zombies A B C D and E take 50 damage each.
  Pirate Death remains unaffected.
  Captian Ricochet Orange attacks Pirate Skeleton D with a cutlass.
  Pirate Skeleton D has fallen.
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-20 06:06

  Quote from RicochetOrange;98653:

  Yar! Well never get out treasure at this rate!
  
  Pirate Death and Pirate Zombie x5 join the battle!
  Captian Ricochet Orange uses a summoning technique.
  Mega Parrot joins the battle.
  Mega Parrot uses squak of death.
  Pirate Skeletons D and E are unaffected.
  Zombies A B C D and E take 50 damage each.
  Pirate Death remains unaffected.
  Captian Ricochet Orange attacks Pirate Skeleton D with a cutlass.
  Pirate Skeleton D has fallen.

  
  
  I be up on my pirate outpost! Yer attacks can't affect me! Take this, you landlubber! *Re-animates dead skeletons* AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA*cough* *cough* ahaha..*wheeze* a... *runs back inside to get a cough droppers* Death leaves the battle temporarily!
• RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-20 15:32

  Quote from Shanghai;98657:

  I be up on my pirate outpost! Yer attacks can't affect me! Take this, you landlubber! *Re-animates dead skeletons* AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA*cough* *cough* ahaha..*wheeze* a... *runs back inside to get a cough droppers* Death leaves the battle temporarily!

  
  
  Ya scurvy dog!
  
  Pirate Skeleton x4 have re-joined the battle.
  Zombie x5 use Group Maul on Captian Ricochet Orange.
  Captian Ricochet Orange defends himself with his cutlass, but takes 100 damage.
  Each Zombie takes 10 damage.
  Captian Ricochet Orange is in a critical state!
  Mega Parrot uses dual smash!
  The Giant Claw from the movie "The Giant Claw" has appeared!
  The Giant Claw crushes Skeleton A into rubble!
  Skeleton A has fallen!
  Mega Parrot Flies into into Zombie x5!
  Zombies A and B are sent flying to the other side of the island!
  The Giant Claw leaves the battle!
  Lan and Jack Sparrow are nowhere to be seen!
  Captian Ricochet Orange drinks Rum! Regains 50 HP.
• paladin wrote on 2010-07-20 15:52
  Would ye fools keep it quiet i be trying to sleep!
  If ye wake me up one more time
  Its the kraken for you all!
• Time wrote on 2010-07-20 15:58

  Quote from RicochetOrange;98823:

  Ya scurvy dog!
  
  Pirate Skeleton x4 have re-joined the battle.
  Zombie x5 use Group Maul on Captian Ricochet Orange.
  Captian Ricochet Orange defends himself with his cutlass, but takes 100 damage.
  Each Zombie takes 10 damage.
  Captian Ricochet Orange is in a critical state!
  Mega Parrot uses dual smash!
  The Giant Claw from the movie "The Giant Claw" has appeared!
  The Giant Claw crushes Skeleton A into rubble!
  Skeleton A has fallen!
  Mega Parrot Flies into into Zombie x5!
  Zombies A and B are sent flying to the other side of the island!
  The Giant Claw leaves the battle!
  Lan and Jack Sparrow are nowhere to be seen!
  Captian Ricochet Orange drinks Rum! Regains 50 HP.

  
  
  Jack sparrow rejoins the battle! He rested and regained his health, plus reloaded his pistols.
  Tosses one pistol to captain Orange!
  Runs to captain Oranges assistance, takes out sword in one hand and his other pistol in the other.
  Slashes zombie C for 15 damage!
• Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-20 20:49
  This be taking way too long for ye to be transgressin' into a boss battle. What are ye, pussies?
  
  Death joins the battle!
  Death unsummons his undead crew in exchange for his elite guard consisting of a Skeleton Guard, a Ghoul, a Lich, and a Wraith!
  Death takes out his enchanted scythe that grows at will, and slashes it across the area! Every crew member of Ricochet's team takes 25 damage!
  The Skeleton Guard attacks Riochet for 40 damage with his sword!
  The Ghoul activates his Paralyzing Touch ability! Any attack dealt to him will return a Paralysis status to the attacker for 1 turn!
  The Lich begins to prepare a spell...
  The Wraith wraps around Death, forming a protective barrier around him!
  
  Hehe you scurvy land-dogs, ye nawt have the might to stand before my guard(My cough's better so now I can laugh more manically at you:thumb:) WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
  
  Who's recording the statuses of our HP anyways?
• Arsik wrote on 2010-07-20 22:24
  /Red Mage/Red Mage with a hint of Pirate joins the fray
  
  Excelsior!
  
  /Quad-casts Life on Elite Guard
  
  Skeleton Guard, Ghoul, Lich and Wraith return to the world of the living.
  
  Have fun mate.
  
  /poofs
• Paul wrote on 2010-07-20 22:26
  You fool! Healing spells don't work on the undead!
• Arsik wrote on 2010-07-20 22:47
  Lies! If it didn't work, then why do they now feel pain when I poke them with this pin? Or bleed? If healing spells didn't hurt them, or in this case, bring them back to life, then why? Why do they feel? ;~;