OH COME ON, the dang flying thing ripped through me cloak, and I just got this today! That's it ye parrot, it's personal now you no-good landlubber lloving mimicking annoyance!
Oh, I didn't fuse meself with my elite guard? I'll do that now.
*Absorbs the souls and power of my elite guard to my own*
Death gains the following effects: a Paralysis Touch Feat, a Lich's Draining Touch feat and enhanced magic power, a soul sword attacking randomly each turn, and a Magical Shadow barrier that can block an attack of one person per turn.
Death takes out his pistol and reloads it with Bullets infused with the Souls from Purgatory!
You'll walk da plank down there after I'm finished with you, and that meddling parrot too!
(Ye all get a turn when I'm done with my 2 actions[I'm a boss so it's natural I can move twice since most bosses can do that] so hurry up and make yer actions)
Captain Ricochet Orange has woken up!
Yar! The bird be of his own free will this time! and he be mad at me for not paying him this month!
Mega Parrot begins chasing Captain Ricochet Orange!
GAH ya dern bird! I'll pay ya when we beat this guy! He has the treasure!
Captain Ricochet Orange whistles into the air!
Captain Ricochet Orange's boat appears with wheels and rams into Death!
Boatcar is a machine that is unaffected by touch abilities!
Boatcar uses Deaths Magical Shadow barrier!
Ricochet Orange shoots Death for 30 damage!
Mega Parrot pecks at Captain Ricochet Orange for 15 damage!
Captain Ricochet Orange quickly cheats and takes a drink of rum to recover 100 HP!
Mega Parrot begins annoyingly pecking at Captain Ricochet Orange!
Captain Ricochet Orange is too busy warding off annoying blows to take his next turn.
Boatcar begins to prepare for another attack!
Regular Parrot puts on anti-magic claw gloves and lands on Death's shoulder!
Regular Parrot is comforted by Death!
Regular parrot falls asleep on Deaths shoulder!