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RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-22 01:29
Man the cannons! This be a a fight to the death!
Yar! Death be allied with them too!
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Remoraid wrote on 2010-07-22 01:41
Act like a Modern Day Pirate F3 . GET A SHOOP DA WOOP
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Lan wrote on 2010-07-22 01:43
...how 'bout we infiltrate the navy and blow them up?
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RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-22 01:45
Quote from Lan;100463:
...how 'bout we infiltrate the navy and blow them up?
Are ye mad!? We be out at sea!
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Lan wrote on 2010-07-22 01:49
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Are ye mad!? We be out at sea!
K then lets just blow it up :S
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Felix wrote on 2010-07-22 01:56
ARG, but capt'n! Dont ye remembers that we sold the half the cannons for barrels of rum? We are out gunned by the navy, arrrr.
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Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-22 01:59
So I have control of the Navy now? Terrrrrrrrrific. General Blue, begin plotting a strategy to defeat the swashbuckling heroes so we can finally be the main protagonists like we should be for once while we inch towards their ship.
"Captain Death?"
"Yes, what be yer issue?"
"Well, the Navy has come up with a plan, and we'd like it if you could evaluate it for us."
"Bring it here... *reads plan* What? Kill em' with a tactical nuke? Are you kidding?"
"No sir."
"They're main characters fer crying out loud! Ye want to kill them ladies climatically, not with a huge bomb that insta-kills em to Davy Jones' Locker!"
"But-"
"No butts, General. We're doing this the way it should be done, and that's climatically, not strategically."
"But you said-"
"What did I say again? I forget sometimes."
"Nevermind sir. Shall I prepare the weapons sir?"
"Arr, but make sure ye make them not huge-imminent-doom/destruction weapons."
I feel tired talking like a pirate so now I'm going to talk formally like the Navy usually does after this cut-scene.
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Felix wrote on 2010-07-22 02:46
Uh capt'n? Are we going to fire back or run or something? I think the navy is up to something. Wait, who is the captain here?
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RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-22 02:53
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Uh capt'n? Are we going to fire back or run or something? I think the navy is up to something. Wait, who is the captain here?
Get them to broad side! Well attack em' from the side while they are pointed at us!
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Lan wrote on 2010-07-22 02:53
You know what? I'm not getting paid enough for this.
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RicochetOrange wrote on 2010-07-22 02:56
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You know what? I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Ya barely did anything ya scurvy dog!
Were in position! FIRE FIRE FIRE! Hit the front of their ship!
*takes cannon*
*aims at Death*
*fires*
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Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-22 02:57
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Uh capt'n? Are we going to fire back or run or something? I think the navy is up to something. Wait, who is the captain here?
"Sir, I've received Intel on the crew's personnel. It seems that RicochetOrange is the leader."
"And the crew private?"
"It seems to consist of Felix, Timexpo, Lan, RicochetOrange, and Paul. Paul and Timexpo are nowhere to be seen though."
"Hmmm... This makes less of a climatic battle. No matter. Did you prepare the weapons I asked for private?"
"Ahh... Yes. The pistols and 1-bullet muskets have just arrived sir."
"Excellent. Bring them in."
"And here's the fluffy bunny you ordered sir."
"..."
*Cut-scene transmission has stopped*
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Lan wrote on 2010-07-22 02:57
Quote from RicochetOrange;100611:
Ya barely did anything ya scurvy dog!
Were in position! FIRE FIRE FIRE! Hit the front of their ship!
*takes cannon*
*aims at Death*
*fires*
I was promised rum, there was no rum! D:< I was eating a mango, because of SOMEONE a skeleton came and sliced it.
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Shanghai wrote on 2010-07-22 02:59
Quote from Lan;100615:
I was promised rum, there was no rum! D:< I was eating a mango, because of SOMEONE a skeleton came and sliced it.
I don't do skeletons anymore. It's not my thing. I'll now send soldiers with pistols to shoot your mangoes into little-bitty pieces, and revive them when they fall.
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Felix wrote on 2010-07-22 03:00
Uh, any pirates here have a, uh, bounty on there head? You know, so we can uh, show off how bad we are. Its not like any of us is going to betray you and send you to the navy for the money, nope.