Summary: They admitted the text was a mistake, but gave me a code for a set of armor anyways.
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[/spoiler]Still, 11 months is way too long of a turnaround time on a ticket, the game's still broken in lots of places and not fun for me anymore, so I'm not actually "back", I just figured I might as well let people know of the rarely-occurring "response" that the legends we heard as kids talk about.
EDIT: Oh, and I'm also curious if anybody else has gotten this sort of response, I wanna' know if it's a copy-paste, or if that e-mail body really was typed up just for this occasion.