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• Zid wrote on 2010-04-21 04:46
  That is a very interesting purpose for an entity's existence: guarding a dessert known as cake.
  
  Very interesting being, indeed.
• Adelynn wrote on 2010-04-21 04:47
  She must really like it. It's all over her screens. I don't see how she'd eat them.
  Too bad..I really do want cake, or icecream.
• Trigger wrote on 2010-04-21 04:49
  I prefer Roll's apricot pie.
  
  And what is this... inte...integrated? Search function? What gate? Sorry, my memory's not the best...
• Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-04-21 04:49
  Ugh... I wonder what I have to do to get a Dave sticker so I can get all four badges for homestuck kids. Or maybe just one BIG sticker with all four pictures on them. hrmm..
• Rime wrote on 2010-04-21 05:12
  Un-he-reachable cake, ho? You he-humans leave this mission to me. I may just be a rook-hee, but my success rate is 100% Reconnoiter time may be a little slo-ho, but that's just part of the he-package. True he-heroes always arrive la-*is cut off*
  
  

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  : All crewman, please return to the Red Sprite immediately. New developments have been made in plane shift procedures. If calculations hold true, an escape path to the outside of the Schwarzwelt may be secured.
  
  Hee-ho! Looks like I'll have to put this mission on hee-hold! Now we can hee- kiss this godforsaken Schwarzwelt goodbye, ho!
• Zxavier wrote on 2010-04-21 05:14

  Quote from Chocklitshop;12527:

  ...Assassination's are my jobs...

  
  
  And my job is to kill assassins, and after i kill jasper bat jr im gonna tear down the UAA!
• Adelynn wrote on 2010-04-21 05:35
  If you kill assassins and you're an assassin aren't you your own target?
• Trigger wrote on 2010-04-21 05:53
  I don't know any assassins, but there's a lot of air pirates around you could help us take down, like Glyde's gang.
  
  And I'm pretty sure he meant other assassins, although he sure looks wild enough to do himself in if he had it in his head.
• Zxavier wrote on 2010-04-21 06:22
  im only interested in the thrill i get when i slice through an opponent and getting my revenge on bat for killing bishop!
• Rime wrote on 2010-04-21 07:49
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  :Attention crewmen of the Red Sprite, it would seem that our last plane shift has failed to lead us out of the Schwarzwelt. I have sorely underestimated this realm and for that, I am sorry. Course projections reveal that we have moved further into our current sector, which we sill refer to as Sector MabiNation B. In order for us to procure a proper exit point, we will need to gather intel on the surrounding area. I will now issue an official mission, Sector MabiNation B Reconnaissance. You must communicate with the local intelligent life to discover the location of this area's forma. Use lethal force if necessary.
  
  Crewman Frost: Intelligent life? These hee-humanoids don't seem too intelligent or even remotely cultured to me. One's even talking about kee-heeling others of his own kind for kicks, ho! I can most certainly-hee guarantee the use of le-heethal force.
  
  

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  : Be that as it may, we need to locate any leads that will provide a proper escape route. I'll leave you with full jurisdiction as to how you will carry out this mission.[COLOR="Black"][/COLOR]
• Arus wrote on 2010-04-21 08:00
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  Is that an artificial intelligence command unit programmed with an administrative pseudopersonality!?
• Rime wrote on 2010-04-21 08:07
  Hee-ho? We simply-hee plug him in and he talks. He says he can lead us out of this hee-joint, but I ho-have my doubts. Say, you seem like the a shrewd hee-human. Can you lee-heed me to the forma? It looks like something a ro-ho-bot would vomit, ho!
• Animefreak97 wrote on 2010-04-21 08:08
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  Francis: I hate Doctors and Lawyers and Cops.
  (Hope no one has this)
  PS: (My Profile Picture is Francis not my avatar...ok?)
  
  I HATE THIS.
• Arus wrote on 2010-04-21 08:32

  Quote from Rime;13664:

  Hee-ho? We simply-hee plug him in and he talks. He says he can lead us out of this hee-joint, but I ho-have my doubts. Say, you seem like the a shrewd hee-human. Can you lee-heed me to the forma? It looks like something a ro-ho-bot would vomit, ho!

  
  
  Uhhh... now? Well, um, the thing is, I can't... wait to show you this hilarious Internet video!
  
  [video=youtube;eJ_bgq8CCEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_bgq8CCEg[/video]
  
  *sneaks off*
  
  Pushing! Folding! Connecting! Taping! Turning! Painting! Switching! STARING! Motivating...! Placing... button!
  
  And voila! A Demonica application that will reveal the presence of nearby forma! It's called the Flint Lockwood Super Forma Presence Revealing Demonica Application, or for short, the FLSFPRDA! It... probably won't explode.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-04-21 10:15
  It sounds to me like they're in a bit of trouble, I also think you have some work to do.:mad2: