Missing cat

• Maenad wrote on 2014-01-29 06:04
  I lost my cat approximately 4 hours ago and I was wondering if anybody has found it. I do not know what it looks like, and I do not want you to know its name. It's none of your fucking business. I'm calling the cops if nobody finds my cat and you still manage to find out its name...and you're all going to jail. The cat does not like fish and that is not a sexual innuendo. I prepared a feast for it, but it escaped the zip-ties I put around its paws. I guess it would have helped if I tied the paws together, but again..it's none of your goddamn business or I'm calling the police. I am not angry. I made that up but it's completely irrelevant to the case; the case which involves my missing cat. Bring me a cat, or I will call the cops. I have dark brown hair, brown eyes, 5'8" in height, approximately 140 lbs. of everything you have dreamt of. I am white in complexion. Israel has awesome commandos with knives and berets so I am also 1/4 Japanese but I am white. The older ladies say I look like a mix between Tina Fay and Jennifer Lawrence. The ladies, they love me, you see? Please help me find the cat, this is not an option for you. I hope the information I have given helps you. Gargle warm salt water and stare at the mirror with 3D glasses on at 88 MPH and you will find the answer. The answer to my fucking cat. Fuck it just bring me as many cats as possible. I am American and I love jean shorts. I am so angry that there are cats out there that aren't my cat. I can't believe how serious people are on some of the posts on here..."I'm just a dude that likes sports and Nickelback is a good band but rap really isn't my cup of tea."..."I like rock and rap nbo country but some, Ed Hardy, and I want to be like the guys in Jersey Shore." FOOLS.
• Sebbies wrote on 2014-01-29 08:45
  [SPOILER="Might one of these be your cat?"]

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• Kingofrunes wrote on 2014-01-29 11:22
  You know I thought you were serious and was going to feel sorry for you but after reading through your post I changed my mind.
  
  Then I realized you are not being serious and you know what, this thread isn't even that funny. As someone who has ACTUALLY lost a cat I'm actually very upset and sickened by this thread. It's disgusting and despicable and you spouting off that you are an American makes me hate this stupid country even more.
• Snowie Stormflower wrote on 2014-01-29 11:56

  Quote from Kingofrunes;1192884:

  You know I thought you were serious and was going to feel sorry for you but after reading through your post I changed my mind.
  
  Then I realized you are not being serious and you know what, this thread isn't even that funny. As someone who has ACTUALLY lost a cat I'm actually very upset and sickened by this thread. It's disgusting and despicable and you spouting off that you are an American makes me hate this stupid country even more.

  
  
  It appears to have been copy-pasted from elsewhere, just entering one sentence of that text made me find it in 5 other places.
  
  Like here and here, maybe here and there, but also here.
  
  [S]I suspected something like that since the post made no sense to being with.[/S]
  [S]Or maybe I just got tricked into making a serious response.[/S]
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2014-01-29 12:17

  Quote from Snowie Stormflower;1192891:

  It appears to have been copy-pasted from elsewhere, just entering one sentence of that text made me find it in 5 other places.
  
  Like here and here, maybe here and there, but also here.
  
  [S]I suspected something like that since the post made no sense to being with.[/S]
  [S]Or maybe I just got tricked into making a serious response.[/S]

  
  
  Copy pasted or not, it's still in bad taste :/
• Campylobacter jejuni wrote on 2014-01-29 14:25

  Quote from Kingofrunes;1192895:

  Copy pasted or not, it's still in bad taste :/

  
  You should hear some KZ and WWII jokes.
  
  It's a strange style though and I fail to see the comical appeal.
• Taycat wrote on 2014-01-29 14:50
  i'm gonna agree with king here
  no appeal and it makes you seem a bit desperate if you gotta copy paste something
  or maybe you're bored
  who knows
• Maenad wrote on 2014-01-29 18:21

  Quote from Kingofrunes;1192884:

  You know I thought you were serious and was going to feel sorry for you but after reading through your post I changed my mind.
  
  Then I realized you are not being serious and you know what, this thread isn't even that funny. As someone who has ACTUALLY lost a cat I'm actually very upset and sickened by this thread. It's disgusting and despicable and you spouting off that you are an American makes me hate this stupid country even more.

  
  
  Let's see how many cats I've lost over the years: I've lost Hearsay, Handlebar, Chauncy, Magglio, Bowser, Bella, Otto, Otis, Boo, Sheister, Gizmo, Jack, Runt, Runt Junior, and I'm sure I'm missing a couple in this list. Most of them were great cats. I've lost way more cats than you, and I still find this funny. Sit down and grow a pair.
• Cannibal wrote on 2014-01-29 18:59

  Quote from Kingofrunes;1192884:

  You know I thought you were serious and was going to feel sorry for you but after reading through your post I changed my mind.
  
  Then I realized you are not being serious and you know what, this thread isn't even that funny. As someone who has ACTUALLY lost a cat I'm actually very upset and sickened by this thread. It's disgusting and despicable and you spouting off that you are an American makes me hate this stupid country even more.

  
  
  

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• Hanna wrote on 2014-01-29 20:13

  Quote from Maenad;1192964:

  Let's see how many cats I've lost over the years: I've lost Hearsay, Handlebar, Chauncy, Magglio, Bowser, Bella, Otto, Otis, Boo, Sheister, Gizmo, Jack, Runt, Runt Junior, and I'm sure I'm missing a couple in this list. Most of them were great cats. I've lost way more cats than you, and I still find this funny. Sit down and grow a pair.

  
  
  Seems like you're an irresponsible cat owner
• Bunny wrote on 2014-01-29 22:28

  Quote from Hanna;1192990:

  Seems like you're an irresponsible cat owner

  
  
  [FONT="Arial"]Oh good, I was looking for someone to say this[/FONT]
• Maenad wrote on 2014-01-29 23:20

  Quote from Hanna;1192990:

  Seems like you're an irresponsible cat owner

  
  
  That's irrelevant to the case, the case involving my fucking cat.
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2014-01-29 23:25

  Quote from Maenad;1192964:

  Sit down and grow a pair.

  
  
  I guarantee you that you wouldn't say that if I was a girl. Also going to agree with Hannah here.
• Cannibal wrote on 2014-01-30 00:00

  Quote from Kingofrunes;1193059:

  I guarantee you that you wouldn't say that if I was a girl. Also going to agree with Hannah here.

  
  
  thank u. i rly think u need a chill pill. xoxo hannah
• Kingofrunes wrote on 2014-01-30 00:01

  Quote from Cannibal;1193067:

  That's really kind of dickish for you to say considering you aren't straight yourself.
  
  and thank u. i rly think u need a chill pill. xoxo hannah

  
  
  And it's also very dickish what she posted so it's all fair game as far as I'm concerned xoxo kingofrunes
  
  Also I wasn't agreeing with you. I was agreeing with the other hannah who made the comment about her being an irresponsible cat owner.