Prologue
Honestly, I think it came off really dull. The heroes' entire concepts, personality and abilities, are extremely cliche. If they're "heroes", they must be really poor at their jobs because Merlin and Starlet annoyed/upset the little Tarlach; they don't make good models like Superman.
- I don't care if he's "cute", he still fucking used and betrayed us! Why are we FORCED to help him even after what he fucking did to us?!
- Merlin's an arrogant, lovestruck bitch, making us do all the fucking work just like every other NPC in the game.
- Starlet's one of those characters with a "soothing aura" and also has that "oblivious to love" personality.
- Culinary Artist: "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" He literally does that. My character's "O_O" but it makes me sick to my stomach. He's just an obsessed foodie; what's so great about him?
- ... I have nothing to say to J since he just shows up to take advantage of my hard work.
The entire quest chain is just "get this and that" which is boring as fuck. That one mission didn't look too hard, but I only finished it due to the mobs getting stuck. It had a bit of a clincher, but I think their damage being higher than the given health is a bit excessive, especially when using the defense skill won't cut crap.
I don't see why people are complaining about the ladders; just hide behind the trees.
Episode 1
NOOOOOOOOOO! THEY TOOK OUT THE MINI-GAME AT THE END! WHY!? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!
*Ahem*
- More boring errand shit.
- That story about "Merlin beating up the bear"... I just want to puke. Good thing Culinary Artist corrected the story by saying "Merlin lied and the Bear lived happily ever after", but that doesn't change my feelings.
- BYE BYE CHEF! Hey wait, why don't you fly us all to Dunbarton?!
- Random Neid is random. Merlin gets his "cool". ...Puking incoming. Or better yet Tarlach should sneeze on him. >.>
- Kristell's reaction to Tarlach was far less dramatic than I hoped, but expected. She just says Tarlach got lost when he gets in Dunbarton not bringing up anything about "he seems familiar" along the lines, and later she laments that they haven't seen each other in so long. Kind of dull, really.
- Ruairi talking to Young Tarlach was probably the only thing that interested me. A little heartfelt moment where Ruairi chats up the kid a bit and Tarlach feels at very unease with him.
- Seriously, how do heroes lose a package? At this point they all look like bad role models.
- How did I, who Saved the Goddess + the Savior of Erinn + countless titles, stoop so low to community service?!
- Starlet doesn't want to play in a concert? How ironic. I know it gets explained in Episode 2 though.
- HOW DO I SUCK AT MUSIC PLAYING?! I'M FUCKING RANK 1 IN ALL BARD SKILLS! GET OFF THE STAGE MERLIN, J!
Episode 2
- Err... Starlet and doggy, then we have to bring out her confidence... That didn't move me one bit.
- Starlet's doggy blew up because some kid pointed at it... (Thank you Eiry for pointing it out) Just WTF.
- HOW DO I LOSE IN ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS?! I AM THE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS MASTER, AND I HAVE THE TITLE!
- Bye Starlet, bye J, FOREVER! Thank you for leeching off all my hard work!
- So, Tarlach has a drawing.... of Merlin, Starlet, J, Culinary Artist, Kristell, and himself... WHY AM I NOT IN IT?!
- That pirate talk was actually more frustrating than I thought. There's a large number of choices, and each response only has one counter. I don't get why I have to talk them down... And Merlin does nothing!
- The pirate thing also came off to me as wrong. Isn't Mabi meant for pre-teenagers? A ten-year old doing pirate talk is just... I can see a lot of their parents getting worried.
- Tarlach's nightmare was just... creepy in some areas. Ehh...
- ... How does Crumena come back, after being killed by Taunes long ago? I know Nuadha, Cichol, and Macha revive but Deities =/= Dragons.
- All I can say is Treasure Hunter is nothing but a greedy ass. Merlin and TH make a wonderful pair don't they?
Clearly, the Milletians get no love anymore... :gloom3::shoe::cry:
Episode 3
- Ah, nothing but a stupid wild goose chase and more stupid idiots arguing.
- Atrata, Akule, and Shamala AT LEAST remember us... Unlike Aodhan >.>
- Atrata... You bless Merlin and Treasure Hunter but not me? After I saved your ass in G8?
- Though I don't like Akule in general, thankfully he's not being a dick this time and he agrees that Merlin is stupid and arrogant.
- Shamala's interaction as if she recognized Treasure Hunter was incredibly brief. Sadly it's the only time we see her
- Millia... good riddance she's still sleeping. Her interaction with the Book of Bith was pretty random though.
- How the fuck are slimes considered "aliens"?
- *sigh* Merlin you reckless bitch.
- Treasure Hunter, you're supposed to be part merchant and part treasure hunter aren't you? How come you don't know Commerce Mastery, Gold Strike, Artifact Investigation, or Crisis Escape?!
- All the missions were stupidly easy. The "aliens" were just duo'd by Merlin and TH, the bandits, demons, scorpions, and Ifrit are stupidly annoying, and the wyverns were weak as hell and I had no need to flint even once.
- So, Mabinogi is part First Person Shooter now? That aiming accuracy was pretty erratic, but the mission itself doesn't deserve my credit because, as I said, the wyverns were stupidly weak.
Episode 4
- Merlin, you fucking suck.
- So, exactly what was the point of disguising Pinky?
- ... This is called "The Black Book", right? There's barely any depth to it; all we know is that it lets TH do some mumbo jumbo shit and only he can read it.
Episode 5
- Merlin stop being an asshole.
- ... How the fuck did the Cessair knock me unconscious, when I'm supposed to have Akule's charm?
- Some lore that's fucking difficult to understand due to lack of depth and some random people.
- Uh... Why is Merlin stupidly OP when fighting Heart, when he's stupidly weak when fighting alongside me?
- Treasure Hunter... is a Cessair? I can barely understand what the hell's going on.
Episode 6
- At least they answered that Cessair were the former conductor of Adniel a long time ago. But why do they control him, WHEN I'M THE CURRENT CONDUCTOR?!
- Treasure Hunter's RP is stupid. I've failed it multiple times because Merlin didn't do his fucking job.
- So... Tarlach = Falias Gatekeeper or something?
- Ruairi = Keaghan. :/
- What was the point of opening the door if NO ONE is left to fight the Gods?
- Merlin is still the douche he is, and I'm the one forced to return Tarlach? I guess "Then, nothing happened."