Imagine this scenario.

• Phunkie wrote on 2011-01-11 05:06
  You're alone at home. You come out of the shower, all naked because you're in your perfect freedom to do so. You enter your room and there's a man ravaging through your drawers, in search of expensive belongings or whatnot.
  
  You freeze, out of shock. The man turns around and notices you. He says something, but it doesn't sink into your mind, because all your thinking about now is how you're gonna get out of this situation.
  
  The man means no good. You're gonna have to fight, perhaps for your life.
  
  
  He has a gun and a knife.
  
  How would you fight back? Do you think you would die?
• Skye wrote on 2011-01-11 05:09
  I won't be able to think because I'll be too concerned about my nudity. D:
• Phunkie wrote on 2011-01-11 05:10

  Quote from Skye;286010:

  I won't be able to think because I'll be too concerned about my nudity. D:

  
  
  BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT.
• Lan wrote on 2011-01-11 05:11
  Well I'd rush at him take his gun and kill him ._.
  
  Why would this work you may ask? Do you know how freaking terrifying a naked man running towards you is? Scary **** man.
• Sloth wrote on 2011-01-11 05:13

  Quote from Skye;286010:

  I won't be able to think because I'll be too concerned about my nudity. D:

  
  
  This.
  
  I would probably just die anyways he could probably shoot me before I could get to him or I would run back in the bathroom and I would call 911.
  
  I have thought about this situation because I'm home alone a lot.
• Skye wrote on 2011-01-11 05:13

  Quote from Phunkie;286013:

  BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT.

  
  
  BUT MY MIND IS IN A RUSH OF "I'M NAKED WITH AN INTRUDER IN MY HOUSE."
  
  In all honesty I think I'd scream. And run. And scream some more. Maybe grab a towel so I can run outside and scream some more.
• Ithiliel wrote on 2011-01-11 05:15
  Hm...I would probably lure him into a false sense of security by tempting him with my nudity. Then I'd get either the gun or the knife out of his possession and use it. Or you know. Just knock his ass out.
• gentrone wrote on 2011-01-11 05:15

  Quote from Skye;286010:

  I won't be able to think because I'll be too concerned about my nudity. D:

  
  
  Well you might wanna try to distract him with your nudity and then seduce him, unless of course he is gay, in which case you would look ridiculous.
  
  Edit:
  
  

  Quote from Sloth:

  I would probably just die anyways

  
  
  XDD
• Skye wrote on 2011-01-11 05:17

  Quote from gentrone;286027:

  Well you might wanna try to distract him with your nudity and then seduce him, unless of course he is gay, in which case you would look ridiculous.

  
  
  HOLY RENTED COSTUME, BATMAN, that's actually a good idea. Why didn't I think of that...
  
  Actually, what if he just tries to rape me? ; ;
  
  LOSE LOSE SITUATION. I think I'd die Phunkie. I'd just die.
• Sloth wrote on 2011-01-11 05:20
  [video=youtube;hMtZfW2z9dw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw[/video]
  
  I would probably just show him this video also.
• Moppy wrote on 2011-01-11 05:21
  "Hey, maybe we can make a deal here. Let me put on some clothes and then you kill me. You get to take anything you want and I get to keep my dignity when the cops find me."
• Mentosftw wrote on 2011-01-11 05:21
  FIGHT? NUDE?
  
  HOLY!
  
  I would wrestle him to the ground and desecrate him with my manhood.
• Phunkie wrote on 2011-01-11 05:22
  lmao @ you people just dying! xD
  
  I would put up a fight. You know, maybe try to start a conversation with him and then strike when he least expects it.
  
  But yes, if this was in my room, I would have no weapon to use against him. If it was closer to the kitchen, I would grab the kitchen knives and pray to God I can stab him or something. I would probably die also.
• Sloth wrote on 2011-01-11 05:23
  So yeah my final decision would be to start singing bed intruder and he would be like"wut?" and then when he least expects it surprise attack :D?
• Mentosftw wrote on 2011-01-11 05:24
  Piss on the thief to distract him then go for the one two punch!