Imagine this scenario.

• Kueh wrote on 2011-01-12 02:40

  Quote from Meikeru;286958:

  It's quite funny how in reality most of us would be either frozen or hiding in the bathroom.

  
  
  Sometimes the 10,000 techniques are just as much a burden as they are a blessing.
• Meikeru wrote on 2011-01-12 02:45
  Which is why nationers should stick with the ancient mop techniques.
• Rebel wrote on 2011-01-12 20:33
  This scenario reminded me of the street fighter movie.
  [video=youtube;nGvPKKU51IU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvPKKU51IU&feature=related[/video]
  Can't find it w/o music w/e.
• 12y4jv wrote on 2011-01-12 23:56
  I watch too much Mythbusters and UFC so....
  
  Weak points:
  Throat/Larynx : 76 pounds of force
  Sternum: 400 pounds of force
  Forehead: Over a thousand pounds of force
  
  In conclusion, I use the baseball bat I keep in my room.
• Ryoko wrote on 2011-01-13 00:33
  Some people sure have some interesting things in their rooms.. :D
• Cynic wrote on 2011-01-13 01:51
  Believe it or not, gun = easy to avoid. As long as you can get it out of his hand, you're fine. Unless you just suck at dodging things. Being naked helps, though, LOL. With nothing whatsoever to weigh you down.
  As for the knife, lrn2fight fire with fire. I'd distract him with a weapon of my own first, though if the guy is good at close-combat, use something a shield.. I have one of those Japanese umbrellas, so closing it up would work like a charm.
  Next, there are various tactics to use,
  
  1- Attempt to get a weapon, possibly his own. If possible, aim for a major artery or just the head, depending on whether or not you feel like seeing him in court or not. Since one of the major places is the inner thigh, however, slitting his throat is probably easier to reach.
  2- Get him pinned down or in some other position where choking is possible. Suffocate him until he passes out.. or dies. Again, personal choice, LOL.
  3- Hit him with a blunt object, also knocking him out.
  
  Etc etc.
  Also, using your own house as at advantage helps. Though if he messes with my animals, I'd kill him on the spot, imo.
• Meikeru wrote on 2011-01-13 05:12
  I remember reading about the 21 feet rule somewhere. The article said that as long as you're in 21 feet the gun has a decreased risk to you.
• Kueh wrote on 2011-01-13 05:17

  Quote from Meikeru;288758:

  I remember reading about the 21 feet rule somewhere. The article said that as long as you're in 21 feet the gun has a decreased risk to you.

  
  
  That's silly. Decreased risk as opposed to when? Further than 21 feet? If that's the case, then you can apply the same rule with any distance.
  
  Imagine the gun pointing at you, and the possible spread of the bullet due to the air in the shape of a projected cone. If you're farther away, the cone covers more of you, but if you're close, it covers less.
  
  So the 21 feet rule is actually the Any feet rule.
• Mentosftw wrote on 2011-01-13 05:23
  This.
  
  *Thief is rummaging through my stuff*
  *I get out of the shower*
  *I walk into my room*
  Me: "....."
  Thief: "....."
  Theif: "Oh no!"
  Me: "You're not getting away!" *slaps on duel disk* "It's time to duel!"
  Thief: "Alright, but by my rules.."
  *I follow the thief outside to see two duel runners*
  Me: "You're on!"
  *4000 lifepoints appear*
• Kueh wrote on 2011-01-13 05:33
  In reality, it would probably go like this for me:
  
  *Walks out*
  Thief: *Turning around* Woah. I did not know a perfectly sculpted beauty such as yourself lived here.
  Me: Oh, you have not seen anything yet. *Drops towel.*
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  Thief: Woah, so you like to play rough, eh?
  Me: Oh I'll show you rough....
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  Thief: I...I never thought of using my gun like THAT before.
  Me: Well I bet you never thought of using it like THIS before either!
  *Censored*
  Thief: *Whine*
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  Me: And you better be back next week, or else!
• Liraiyu wrote on 2011-01-13 05:34
  I'd die of embarrassment.
• abc33kr wrote on 2011-01-13 05:35

  Quote from Whyrainfalls;288761:

  That's silly. Decreased risk as opposed to when? Further than 21 feet? If that's the case, then you can apply the same rule with any distance.
  
  Imagine the gun pointing at you, and the possible spread of the bullet due to the air in the shape of a projected cone. If you're farther away, the cone covers more of you, but if you're close, it covers less.
  
  So the 21 feet rule is actually the Any feet rule.

  
  
  I think he is trying to point out the fact that pistols are very inaccurate. Of course one of our room won't be 21 feet, but he is just stating a point.
• Mentosftw wrote on 2011-01-13 05:36
  Wouldn't that be insane if the world was completely centralized around Beyblades or something trival like that?
  
  That robber would be in your house with a crazy trinket that everyone would have..
• Kueh wrote on 2011-01-13 05:38

  Quote from abc33kr;288780:

  but he is just stating a point.

  
  
  I am also just stating a point. Unless something special happens magically at 21 feet, your goal should be to move closer at any distance.
• gentrone wrote on 2011-01-13 05:43

  Quote from Whyrainfalls;288776:

  In reality, it would probably go like this for me:
  
  *Walks out*
  Thief: *Turning around* Woah. I did not know a perfectly sculpted beauty such as yourself lived here.
  Me: Oh, you have not seen anything yet. *Drops towel.*
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  Thief: Woah, so you like to play rough, eh?
  Me: Oh I'll show you rough....
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  Thief: I...I never thought of using my gun like THAT before.
  Me: Well I bet you never thought of using it like THIS before either!
  *Censored*
  Thief: *Whine*
  *Censored*
  *Censored*
  Me: And you better be back next week, or else!

  
  
  LOL