A rant on Nexon's screw-ups for humans.

• Cannibal wrote on 2011-01-28 23:32
  I mean, it's ridiculously obvious that Nexon dislikes humans.
  
  First of all, humans had to deal with bulky underwear for like the first 8 generations (I really don't know, but they had to go with it for a long time) and I think that's insane. Bulky breasts and chests and asses... that's just not natural! I mean, if you saw someone in real life, walking around with a bulky chest, wouldn't you just stop and stare? I know I would. Real women aren't built like that! At least, I've never see a real woman like that. I understand that it's been fixed, but the poor humans still had to live through all those generations looking disgustingly disfigured!
  
  And what about that running speed? I mean, holy hell! Humans run slower than those pampered giants who excel at combat extremely early on! You would think that humans, being smaller than the pampered giants, would run faster! But noooo, it can't be like that, because Nexon hates humans so much. Do you know how long it takes to go from town to town with a human's running speed? I mean, it's a real turn off!
  
  On another note, what the hell is up with those generation quests? Yeah, I'm talking about G1-G3! Now, I understand that G1 and G3 can be skipped, but it's still just so god damn unfair! Elves and giants don't have to do G1-G3, now do they?! No! They don't! Humans may actually feel pressured into doing G1 and G3 so that they aren't called "nubs"! Well that's just totally unfair! I can't understand why Nexon would do something like this to the poor humans! Nexon is promoting peer pressure! Do you know what peer pressure does? It's obviously the reason why our world is so corrupt! Nexon is the reason why the planet earth is so corrupt.
  
  And while I'm on the topic of G1-G3, what's the Paladin and Dark Knight bullcrap? You're telling me that humans have to choose? They have to choose a side? And then they have to battle against their fellow humans that are on the other side in an arena? I mean, what is this sick for of entertainment? Humans vs. humans? I honestly cannot believe Nexon would do something like this. Forcing a race against it's own... such a terrible company. And you know what else? Paladins are white. Dark Knights are black. White vs. Black. That's... that's racism! Nexon is a racist company! It wants the whites and the blacks to go against each other! My mind is spinning due to all the hate that Nexon has for these poor humans!
  
  Oh, and what about arrows? Those pesty little elves get to shoot two arrows! But humans?! Only one! One arrow! And they have to walk before they shoot it! What if the human is in trouble? What if walking will get the human killed?! The humans must risk their lives in order to shoot one arrow! It's utterly disgusting. And while I'm on the topic of arrows, humans can't even shoot arrows off of a mount! What the hell is this?! Has Nexon gone mad?!
  
  So by now I'm sure that it's apparent to you that Nexon hates humans more than any other race. Let's stand up against Nexon for human rights!
• Kueh wrote on 2011-01-28 23:35
  Too funny~
  
  Let's not get people putting complaint generator generated complaints here though.
• Shirayuki wrote on 2011-01-28 23:37
  I want a yellow trans >:
  
  chocoboplx
• Cannibal wrote on 2011-01-28 23:37
  Yeah guys, none of that bull****. Just in case you guys "tl;dr is this complaint generator?", it isn't. I actually typed all of this, so read through it and remember that isn't isn't bean rua.
• Claudia wrote on 2011-01-28 23:53
  Oh.
  
  I thought troll threads belonged in Bean Rua.
• Crimmy wrote on 2011-01-29 00:06
  I lol'd.
• Cannibal wrote on 2011-01-29 00:08

  Quote from Claudia;308687:

  Oh.
  
  I thought troll threads belonged in Bean Rua.

  
  This isn't a troll thread. You obviously must not have read it, as all of my points are in fact true.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2011-01-29 00:10
  Yea me too, and some of us consider G1-G3 a blessing not a curse, considering you don't have to do it. Who cares if someone calls you a nub, blacklist em'. And the whole blocky thing was back when devcat wasn't real good at 3-D coding. Similar to how Giants got their upgrade and elves were upgraded with humans I believe. Humans also have more customization choices, much more hair, eye, and face styles, plus they don't still have this.

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  Think about all the things we can do that elves and giants can't. Final Hit, Dual Wield, 2handers (for elves). Plus we got a TON of cool equips that some of which not even elves can have. Elves can't even wear heavy armor! Humans are nexons favorite race if anything.
• Zack wrote on 2011-01-29 00:11
  G1 and G3 are good because of the enchants! (Well not so much G3 anymore). I think Elves and Giants would like to do G1 for the enchant and title.
• Skye wrote on 2011-01-29 00:11
  For half a second I thought it was a generated complaint, but then my eyes caught some words that clued me in.
  
  That's pretty funny, especially because all the points are actually pretty legitimate.
• Oizen wrote on 2011-01-29 00:12
  Elves are Nexon's babies.
• Claudia wrote on 2011-01-29 00:12
  I'd do G1-G3 just for the storyline.
• Cannibal wrote on 2011-01-29 00:15

  Quote from Sleeperdial;308724:

  And the whole blocky thing was back when devcat wasn't real good at 3-D coding. Similar to how Giants got their upgrade and elves were upgraded with humans I believe.

  
  Err, wrong. Elves never had blocky anatomy.
  
  

  Think about all the things we can do that elves and giants can't. Final Hit, Dual Wield, 2handers (for elves).

  
  Err, wrong. Elves have Final Shot, and Giants can dual-wield.
• Skye wrote on 2011-01-29 00:16

  Quote from Mike;308738:

  Err, wrong. Elves never had blocky anatomy.

  
  
  I was gonna say...I don't remember elves ever looking bad.
• Chromatic wrote on 2011-01-29 00:27
  So true. No upgrade on old hairstyles, g1-g3 is hard as hell compared how to get trans with one elf. When i made my human i was like lv 30. Later on i tried to get trans on one alt and got it below lv 10. This is just ridiculous what humans have to suffer to get trans
  Just talking on g2.
  
  -> run barri dungeon countless times
  -> find ideals
  -> pay for said ideals, some ppl need bribery
  -> solo the boss
  what elves/giants have to do? chill and chat while waiting for field bosses to spawn
  
  FS vs FH
  FH: do maiz, only leader gets final hit
  FS: do longa mixed with slates to make it a bit harder. ALL party members get FS
  
  Walking speed, dont even get me started. Human walking speed is just hideous, what devcat thought we're wearing, this?
  

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  At least 80% of the monsters in this game are faster than humans. Who ever chased a shadow warrior/lancer to smash it and couldn't manage because he kept running off? Then by the time you can hit it, he hits you instead.
  
  Cap quests. Have any human ever did the exploration cap quests without pets? Exploration 10 and 15 are a total nightmare. By the time you get to the statue they already changed.
  
  Generation quests. Who remembers the talk to kristell> tarlach> kristell> tarlach during g1? Or the go to castle and get the mission then go back to altar to run said mission. Gladly i got one eagle before g9 or g9~g12 would be hellish to walk through those huge maps