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Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-07-14 16:20
Yes you can, actually. I sometimes manage to pull one off in a matter of minutes as well, and it's no less great than after an hour.
Works particularly well when I have been extremely horny short before but couldn't please myself due to external factors.
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Jarvan IV wrote on 2011-07-14 16:33
Quote from Mama;510440:
When I decide to become sexually active again, I'm going to aim for about 200 times per year. Dr Oz never lies!
I think masturbation is different, I find the only real difference between the two is that there is no feeling of zen in self-love.
[Image: http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/church-signs-1.jpg]
lolololololololo
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Mama wrote on 2011-07-14 16:50
>_>;;;
and I hear of people seeing jesus when they come.
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Cucurbita wrote on 2011-07-14 17:06
Quote from Mama;512175:
>_>;;;
and I hear of people seeing jesus when they come.
That.
Is incredibly awkward.
But hey! Jesus is
always watching you.
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Osayidan wrote on 2011-07-14 17:31
Guess I can cancel my yearly checkup.
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Yoorah wrote on 2011-07-14 20:02
TMI in this thread. ;_;
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Cynic wrote on 2011-07-14 20:45
Quote from Cucurbita;512192:
That.
Is incredibly awkward.
But hey! Jesus is always watching you.
Santa is supposedly as-well.
Oh god.
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Lan wrote on 2011-07-14 20:48
Quote from Cynic;512414:
Santa is supposedly as-well.
Oh god.
Ho ho ho.
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Aliyah wrote on 2011-07-14 21:02
Quote from Mama;512175:
>_>;;;
and I hear of people seeing jesus when they come.
Can my Jesus be hot?
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Yoorah wrote on 2011-07-14 21:10
If you're into bearded men, then sure.
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Cucurbita wrote on 2011-07-14 21:13
Quote from Aliyah;512430:
Can my Jesus be hot?
The real Jesus isn't even pronounced Jesus. Sounds more like a Yeusu or something.
Not even sure where the mistranslation occured. And of course he's not white like all the pictures make him out to be.
So you can either be realistic and think of some brown middle eastern guy with a turban, or imagine your own version.
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Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-07-15 02:34
Turbans aren't worn in the Levante and I don't think they ever were.
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Cynic wrote on 2011-07-15 02:36
There's always him..
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Sedia wrote on 2011-07-15 02:48
Quote from Mama;512175:
>_>;;;
and I hear of people seeing jesus when they come.
Watch Black Butler ep 17. Sebastian does a nun and she says she sees heaven.
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Mama wrote on 2011-07-15 06:24
Quote from Cucurbita;512450:
The real Jesus isn't even pronounced Jesus. Sounds more like a Yeusu or something.
Yaweh. I only know this because of Stephen Colbert.
YAWEH OR NO WAY!
Quote from CurlyBrace13;512829:
Watch Black Butler ep 17. Sebastian does a nun and she says she sees heaven.
irrefutable proof!