An Orgasm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

• Aliyah wrote on 2011-07-16 03:40

  Quote from Cucurbita;512450:

  The real Jesus isn't even pronounced Jesus. Sounds more like a Yeusu or something.
  Not even sure where the mistranslation occured. And of course he's not white like all the pictures make him out to be.
  
  So you can either be realistic and think of some brown middle eastern guy with a turban, or imagine your own version.

  Why would you even bother pointing this out? And actually, Jesus comes from the Greek name, not Aramaic. Even if you believe he existed we can't know exactly what he looked like.
  
  It was just a joke, because if someone is watching me I would rather them be attractive xD.
  
  And as a student of various christian schools for elementary, middle, highschool and college now, I am well aware of the societal and cultural implications xD
  
  Edit: And Mama, Yaweh is the personal name of God in the hebrew bible, so it can be considered the name of God the father or the trinity as a whole depending on the views of the specific denomination, while Jesus is the name specifically for the son. The hebrew name for jesus is Yeshua or Yesua in Hebrew-Aramaic which means Yaweh delivers.
  
  But we are getting really off-topic
• Xemnas wrote on 2011-07-16 04:05
  So if you masturbate at least 3 times a day every day since you were first able to, could you live to 200?
• Yoorah wrote on 2011-07-16 04:13
  I'm pretty sure that over-doing it is unhealthy. >_>
• Osayidan wrote on 2011-07-16 04:34

  Quote from Xemnas;514003:

  So if you masturbate at least 3 times a day every day since you were first able to, could you live to 200?

  
  
  All that rubbing will make it deteriorate at a molecular level.
• Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-07-16 04:44
  I wonder why it never bothers anyone that Immanuel is a completely different name than Jesus.
  

  Quote from Osayidan;514037:

  All that rubbing will make it deteriorate at a molecular level.

  
  I think you mean cellular.
• Intimacy wrote on 2011-07-16 04:45

  Quote from Osayidan;514037:

  All that rubbing will make it deteriorate at a molecular level.

  
  LMAO! That's rep worthy right there.
• Loopster wrote on 2011-07-16 04:50

  Quote from Xemnas;514003:

  So if you masturbate at least 3 times a day every day since you were first able to, could you live to 200?

  
  
  Don't tell me you're trying to become 200. :spit:
  
  And this makes me wonder why one of my friends always talks about these kinda things in class. And I'm the older one (by a couple of months) and I haven't said some of the words in this thread ever, nor do I swear.
• Intimacy wrote on 2011-07-16 04:58

  Quote from Loopster;514056:

  Don't tell me you're trying to become 200. :spit:
  
  And this makes me wonder why one of my friends always talks about these kinda things in class. And I'm the older one (by a couple of months) and I haven't said some of the words in this thread ever, nor do I swear.

  
  
  You're thirteen, chances are he hit puberty before you and that's why he is more interested in this topic.
• Loopster wrote on 2011-07-16 05:03

  Quote from Intimacy;514070:

  You're thirteen, chances are he hit puberty before you and that's why he is more interested in this topic.

  
  
  True, but I think that it's more gradual than all at once.
• User495 wrote on 2011-07-16 05:10
  welp... such a pleasant discussion
  
  but I think I've heard of this a year or 2 ago xD
• Lan wrote on 2011-07-16 05:12

  Quote from Sevian;514084:

  welp... such a pleasant discussion
  
  but I think I've heard of this a year or 2 ago xD

  
  
  Well yeah, similar studies have shown similar results.
• Intimacy wrote on 2011-07-16 05:21

  Quote from Loopster;514080:

  True, but I think that it's more gradual than all at once.

  
  It's gradual but if he hit it as little as 2-3 months before you start to he will be leaps and bounds more "perverted" than you. Until around 14-18 then you're about as "perverted" as you can get.
• Aliyah wrote on 2011-07-16 14:25

  Quote from Intimacy;514102:

  It's gradual but if he hit it as little as 2-3 months before you start to he will be leaps and bounds more "perverted" than you. Until around 14-18 then you're about as "perverted" as you can get.

  
  
  Theres a limit? :shock2:
• Loopster wrote on 2011-07-16 20:33

  Quote from Lan;512420:

  Ho ho ho.

  
  
  That's what he said to the prostitute.
• Yoorah wrote on 2011-07-16 21:40

  Quote from Lan;512420:

  Ho ho ho.

  
  
  Santa keeps track of where all the naughty girls live.
  ...so that they don't get Christmas presents.