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Spike wrote on 2011-08-03 13:56
If someone were to break into your home, what is the closest item you could use for a weapon to defend yourself.
Pic is my hatchet that I keep next to my desk.
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Shirayuki wrote on 2011-08-03 13:57
Well I have a skateboard deck in my closet, so that could work.
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Mimsi wrote on 2011-08-03 14:09
My [S]dick[/S] . But no in all seriousness I have no idea. Uhh I honestly dont have any good objects in my vicinity . I would probably hide and drop something on them instead of going after them . Im too small to do any significant damage and therefor easily overpowered.
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Kenny? wrote on 2011-08-03 14:17
My fencing sabre [S]and croquet set with MALLETS[/S]
Croquet set takes too long to open.
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Phunkie wrote on 2011-08-03 14:58
None. :(
I would have to run to the kitchen and pray to God that I have enough time to grab a knife.
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Jelly wrote on 2011-08-03 15:04
I have a fishing knife that I keep right next to me at all time, so I use that.
Otherwise I throw multiple empty coke bottles and cans at them.
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Sleeperdial wrote on 2011-08-03 15:05
I am prepared for this! I have a weapon in every room in the house that I'm in regularly. The closest weapon I have is my bowie knife. But the weapon I would use is these which is approximately 2 feet farther away.
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Sharp on nearly every edge.
Yes I actually own a pair.
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Chockeh wrote on 2011-08-03 15:22
I have two katanas in the basement as a decoration, but that'll be too far to get. I would probably take the nearest sharp object with me. A screwdriver or a box-cutter.
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Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-08-03 15:27
The stairs. Once they come up I can kick them down, and they would fall hard.
Aside of that I could hit them wit my speaker stands.
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Excalibuurr wrote on 2011-08-03 16:03
A video loop of hypnotoad.
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Sariyassa wrote on 2011-08-03 16:16
I've got a nice bolo and a switchblade within easy reach in my room.
And then three fake katanas in the living room, and about 5 or 6 kitchen knives. There are also hammers and screwdrivers. Oh oh, and not to mention the forks and the pencils. And then there're the frying pans.
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Excalibuurr wrote on 2011-08-03 16:30
Oh yeah, that reminds me, I did replace some kitchen knives with throwing knives.
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Halfslashed wrote on 2011-08-03 17:11
I personally game on the stairs, so if they were shooting, I could duck, prone-walk over to my room and retrieve my crowbar :)
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Osayidan wrote on 2011-08-03 17:36
Gonna rig up my house like in Home Alone.
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Jelly wrote on 2011-08-03 17:51
Quote from Osayidan;536917:
Gonna rig up my house like in Home Alone.
I assumed you already had computer controlled sentry's around your house..