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Yoorah wrote on 2011-08-13 00:49
My cat. It will mow down anyone who tries to break in.
Guns are for pussies.
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Sleeperdial wrote on 2011-08-13 01:00
Quote from Yoorah;550080:
My cat. It will mow down anyone who tries to break in.
Guns are for pussies.
So I guess that means that pussies aren't for pussies?
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Yoorah wrote on 2011-08-13 01:04
No, pussies are for d--
:|
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Sariyassa wrote on 2011-08-16 00:00
It means the cat has a gun.
o__o
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Sumpfkraut wrote on 2011-08-16 00:17
Quote from Joker;550079:
besides froma couple popsickle sticks... a fan... and a dvd....or a porcelein mr peanut jar.... I could always take another 8 steps or so and pick up my brothers sword...(no its not fake, its real cost him $300)
Is it battle ready (
though I guess it's always good for blunt trauma either way)?
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Joker wrote on 2011-08-16 01:06
Quote from Sumpfkraut;553454:
Is it battle ready (though I guess it's always good for blunt trauma either way)?
it can slice through a watermelon as easy as swinging it...
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Lolicon wrote on 2011-08-16 01:11
I have a bunch of glass-ish stuff around my computer i.e. a mug, lava lamp.
A lava lamp to the head hurts.
A lot.
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Episkey wrote on 2011-08-16 03:21
Pretty funny and interesting stuff people have just laying around their house.
Makes me wonder if most of it is legal, then again if I can personally own uranium ore ... anyway.
As for me, all I have is a baseball bat. Hmmm *Looks around room for stuff to defend myself with*
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BizarreJuju wrote on 2011-08-16 04:23
If we are limited to stuff in our room, the only thing I can use as a weapon to bash or throw would probably be my... HDTV or laptop. Sometimes I do have few empty bottle of sake/beer/ alcoholic beverage, they seem thick enough to dent a skull :v
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Hazeri wrote on 2011-08-17 13:27
2 guitars for dual wielding
butcher's knife
Couple of traditional toys that weight a ton.
And that's just my room~
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Akami wrote on 2011-08-19 09:38
Mail opener, game remotes, pins/sewing needles, fabric scissors, . . . and a dagger in my drawer.
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Dejosa wrote on 2011-08-19 09:48
For me... my own body.
Really, I'm a fawking giant.
I'm like... a defensive linesman. o__o
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Ninjam wrote on 2011-08-19 10:01
I have 3 dogs. No one has ever tried breaking in, but judging from the way everyone at the vet kept at least a 3 foot distance from our black lab, at least 2 of them will help.
Assuming there not afraid of 2 large dogs bearing there teeth at them and one small puppy biting there feet, our house is so messy they will trip and break there necks while fighting with our dogs. Literaly, the couch is broken up into 3 parts across the floor because were in the process of moving.
I really wouldnt do anything, but if someone did want to break in, the dogs start barking when anyone walks on the sidewalk infront of the house so ill have a good minute or so warning, if the sound of barking dogs doesn't deter them at all, more if it does.
By the time they get to the door, i will already be behind it, holding a chair over my head. It was what my teacher had us do when we had an real intruder alert at our school, so the same principle will apply right?